Daniel Sturridge - 2020

[Strontium]

Give him a pay as you play deal, he'll end up owing us money.

[magicrat]

We're not going to get much of a transfer fee for him, so he may as well stay. He's miles better than Ings, Orgi, Solanke etc. I hope he can stay fit and has a really good season.  

 

Deja vu.. Get rid 

[3 Stacks]

He's gonna have a good season and stay relatively fit. Ya'll can quote me later. 

[Heinze]

Daniel Sturridge is set to remain at #LFC this season. [James Pearce]

 

Like a new signing.

[Iceman]

As long as none of his injuries stops him doing cool pics on instagram and the like, I'll be happy. 

[TheHowieLama]

Welcome to Liverpool Daniel Sturridge

[ZonkoVille77]

Maybe he has finally grown up and realised he can't get away with being a cunt anymore?

[INTORRESTING]

So he will be injured for the whole season and we will have to rely on Solanke again.  I can't see Klopp taking this risk.

 

Still a couple of players to come in I reckon.

[jboy14]

Maybe he has finally grown up and realised he can't get away with being a cunt anymore?

 

And how exactly is he a cunt ?

[ZonkoVille77]

And how exactly is he a cunt ?

By my rules.

[Jennings]

Welcome to Liverpool ...

 

...Hospital.

[JagSquared]

Hopefully a way to push any interested parties into making a bid. "He's fit" "impressive preseason" "back to his best"

 

Queue panic bid.

[Hades]

And how exactly is he a cunt ?

I support "Making personal judgements on players based on my fluctuating and random beliefs" FC, not Daniel Sturridge FC.

[Unrighteous]

He's made of biscuits. Left out in the rain.

 

... but can definitely score when he isn't broken.  I can't see this biting us in the arse, until he's inevitably injured again.

[Dr Nowt]

3 Stacks’ contract year observation would usually be a fair shout, but on this occasion that variable will be more of a litmus test for the heritage is his body fucked or is it his attitude question.

 

Even the standard increased incentive a player has to attract a new contract in their final year can’t override a shattered body. The more serious pre-season workouts are going to threaten his physical threshold, let alone when the serious stuff starts.

[Bobby Hundreds]

If we could genetically combine sturridge and lallana I reckon it would make a tremendous cheesecake base.

[Harry Squatter]

It will just be the same season all over again. I really can't believe some of the people on social media who seem to think he's useful. Someone even posted on Twatter today that we could get 35m for him!

 

At least this will be the last season he will be here. He's basically been paid 150 grand a week for the last 4 years and played in about 30 per cent of the games. Should go to the MLS once his contract runs down.

[Duff Man]

Bad case of the Kewells, for which there is no known cure.

[Greycellgreen]

With a year left on his deal, we’re probably better off keeping him than selling for a pittance. Whether he left on loan or for something daft we’d end up subsidising his salary anyway.

[magicrat]

He will have zero impact on our season and remain a distraction .  Get fucking rid

[an tha]

It beggars belief that yet again Klopp is falling down the can get a tune out of Sturridge hole.

 

He'll appear in a few games up until about the beginning of October and contribute nothing of note before his first injury of season...then he'll come back and struggle for minutes until he has his annual December holiday, he's been injured every December since 2012....every fucking season since Dec 2012 - an absolutely staggering rexord...... before returning and being barely seen before he leaves at the end of the season.

 

Just jib him and get someone who can actually be relied on when needed...this joker will go missing when needed yet again.

 

 

His December injury record.

 

Nov 20th 2012 - Dec 27th 2012 - Hamstring

 

Nov 27th 2013 - Jan 8th 2014 - Ankle

 

Nov 18th 2014 - Jan 28th 2015 - Hamstring

 

Dec 7th 2015 - Jan 17th 2016 - Hamstring

 

Nov 23rd 2016 - Dec 18th 2016 - Calf

 

Dec 8th 2017 - Jan 28th 2018 - Unknown Injury.

 

 

I reckon he is Santa.

 

 

 

https://www.transfermarkt.com/daniel-sturridge/verletzungen/spieler/47082

[liverpoolsno9]

It beggars belief that yet again Klopp is falling down the can get a tune out of Sturridge hole.

 

He'll appear in a few games up until about the beginning of October and contribute nothing of note before his first injury of season...then he'll come back and struggle for minutes until he has his annual December holiday (he's been injured every December since 2013) before returning and being barely seen before he leaves at the end of the season.

 

Just jib him and get someone who can actually be relied on when needed...this joker will go missing when needed yet again.

Yeah, dead easy. Jib him off.

Maybe no one will touch him. So Klopp is buttering him up to get some sort of tune out of him because we’re stuck with him. Doesn’t really beggar belief to me.

[an tha]

Yeah, dead easy. Jib him off.

Maybe no one will touch him. So Klopp is buttering him up to get some sort of tune out of him because we’re stuck with him. Doesn’t really beggar belief to me.

You can't get a decent tune out of a guitar with broken strings.

 

He's a waste of squad space that we can't afford to carry.

[Elite]

Kelis has this cunt sussed out "You might trick me once but I won't let you trick me twice."

[liverpoolsno9]

You can't get a decent tune out of a guitar with broken strings.

 

He's a waste of squad space that we can't afford to carry.

What do you want Klopp to come out and say? Sturridge has a contract and we have to pay that. If no one else wants him, and why would they, we’re stuck with him. So he may as well try and get a tune out of him. I just think comments like “It beggars belief that yet again Klopp is falling down the can get a tune out of Sturridge hole“ are fucking stupid. Someone may well be stupid enough to take him off us, But to be critical of Klopp for trying to put a

positive spin on it, maybe even to alert other clubs, is ridiculous.