Daniel Sturridge - 2020

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It wasn't all bad. We got the short-lived poster "Sturro" out of it.

I got a brilliant fridge magnet too.

[TheHowieLama]

Ardja's now sitting on the floor in a darkened room, listening to Michael Jackson singing 'Ben' on repeat. 

 

In my mind I just heard Peter Criss singing Beth - cuz I dont have my glasses on.

[suzy]

Oh dear Rafa is apparently ‘furious’ after thinking it was virtually done and dusted studge was going to Newcastle

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Oh dear Rafa is apparently ‘furious’ after thinking it was virtually done and dusted studge was going to Newcastle

 

Poor Rafa. Always get fucked somehow.

[SlugTrail]

Pardew, you break it you buy it.

[Guest Alex_K]

Klopp is the new Rafa.

[suzy]

Pardew, you break it you buy it.

Apparently Rafa was keen to keep Sturridge next season if they stayed up

[FrenchEyeGlass]

If I was a West Brom fan right now, I'd be over the fucking moon. 

 

Reckon he'll score 10 goals by the end of the season if Pardew plays to his strengths (i.e. doesn't rely on him to run incessantly up front).

[Yerse]

Finally no more of wafer knees pissing me off saying "red or dead" and that fucking american accent.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Who would want to play for Pardew's liquid football style rather than Rafa's turgid grind?

[Grinch]

If I was a West Brom fan right now, I'd be over the fucking moon. 

 

Reckon he'll score 10 goals by the end of the season if Pardew plays to his strengths (i.e. doesn't rely on him to run incessantly up front).

 

We've more chance of winning the league.

[Stickman]

Typical Sturridge, could have gone to Newcastle playing in front of big crowds and if he hit the ground running would have been treated like a hero, instead goes to West Brom because he knows a few lads down there.

 

Having said that if he hit the ground running he'd break into a thousand pieces

[Anubis]

Ardja's now sitting on the floor in a darkened room, listening to Michael Jackson singing 'Ben' on repeat.

Surely country music? The music of pain..

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Typical Sturridge, could have gone to Newcastle playing in front of big crowds and if he hit the ground running would have been treated like a hero, instead goes to West Brom because he knows a few lads down there.

 

Two mediocre, non-spending relegation-threatened clubs who play in black and white stripes are like cheese and a slightly different cheese.

 

And obviously it's typical of Liverpool's former Chelsea and City striker to avoid a big club like Newcastle.

[Stickman]

I'd say Newcastle are more Laughing Cow compared to West Brom's home brand.

 

Have to agree Sturridge doesn't avoid big clubs he just avoids playing a lot of games for them

[Jairzinho]

Newcastle would have been the second biggest club he'd played for.

[Trumo]

Surely country music? The music of pain..

 

I don't know. He strikes me as the type of guy who queues up overnight outside HMV to get the latest Sheeran album.

[El Rojo]

Out for two weeks after being attacked by the bird on West Brom's crest.

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

First time he's had a bird nagging down his ear.

[Baltar]

Wish he had gone to Newcastle instead, would have been nice for him to get the goals to keep Rafa up.

 

Would rather we kept him though. Out of Ings, Solanke and Sturridge, I know which one I'd throw in to get us a badly needed goal.

[an tha]

Even James Pearce is questioning what we are doing stripping the squad in terms of attacking cover.

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/daniel-sturridge-departure-leaves-liverpool-14221151

[3 Stacks]

But, I thought he and everyone at the Echo were nothing but club mouthpieces, shills and cucks?

[aRdja]

[aws]

Could you re-run that table as goals scored divided by number of available games?

[aRdja]

Could you re-run that table as goals scored divided by number of available games?

Post/steal your own stats to support your agenda.