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In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins makes me leave the room as soon as I hear that horrible drum sound.

I like when it comes on - just because I can break out with "can you feel me cumming in your hair tonight"!

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I like when it comes on - just because I can break out with "can you feel me cumming in your hair tonight"!

I would assume you have filthy lyrics for every song Alan.

 

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Nutbush City Limits

In fact anything with Tina Turner

Fuck me, didn't expect to see that on here.

 

Great record.

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No problem with NCL, but Simply the Best has to be ( ironically ) the worst song ever inflicted on human ears.

 

My brother in law sings in social clubs around Blackpool & whenever we visit them & go to see him sing ,he always takes the piss by singing it first & dedicating it to me saying it is my favourite song so not only do I have to endure it, I have to look as if I am enjoying it to the rubberneckers round me.

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I don't know how to post videos on my phone, but anything by The Feeling, The Script, Mumford and Sons or Snow Patrol.

 

Almost any landfill indie from the 2004-9 era that managed to get 3 albums out of one song. Kooks, Pidgeon Detectives, Hoosiers...that sort of shite.

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For any hip-hop fans, the go-to guy for any 14-year-olds in the YouTube comment sections who want to see the return of "real hip-hop" because "everything these days sucks" and he is the only one "trying to bring it back", despite most of his output being attention-seeking disses of more successful rappers and cringeworthy bullshit like this

 

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Jagger and Bowie, Dancing In The Street. The song alone was bad enough, but the video was cruelty to the eyes.

Dancing in the street is one of the best videos ever. White dancing dads it's great.

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Freebird by Lynard Skynyrd or however they spell their stupid fucking name. Self-absorbed, overrated, whining dirge only surpassed in its utter shitness by the aforementioned Wonderwall.

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Gone to fucking far now.

I hope you get caught up in a tornado and instead of landing in oz you end up in Southern Rebel land.

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Freebird by Lynard Skynyrd or however they spell their stupid fucking name. Self-absorbed, overrated, whining dirge only surpassed in its utter shitness by the aforementioned Wonderwall.

Well fucking said, 9 minutes of whinging and then shit widdly guitars and I like a lot of their stuff as well. I have to go out for three fags when it comes on the pub jukebox.

 

Twat of a song.

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Freebird by Lynard Skynyrd or however they spell their stupid fucking name. Self-absorbed, overrated, whining dirge only surpassed in its utter shitness by the aforementioned Wonderwall.

It's great in Devil's Rejects though.

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Sknyrd done some good stuff but have to agree about freebird though UB 40 and Kingston town among others by them for fucksake, there's an obsession with those cunts down here for some reason especially in my local where they have lengthy jukebox selections much to my dismay.

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Fuck off you two pints of lager lookalike, fucking lying down pan head. 

It's like somebody actually found a tiny flickering sign of life in Coldplay - and then sucked it right out.

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I can only assume that Nutbush was playing on the radio when Magicrat was fiddled with by his unsavoury uncle.  There is no other reason why a human with ears could fail to love it.

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