Murder Ballads

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Yeah... if you've just got your newborn baby asleep and some fucker turns up playing a drum, then murder is inevitable.

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Polymerpunkah posted this on the Bluse/Jazz/Folk thread - and it's fucking awesome.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 12/06/2017 at 09:41, VladimirIlyich said:

On my phone so cannot embed any link,but Down in The Willow Garden by The Everly Brothers.

 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

 

As morbid as this is, its that song that was playing in the background of the recording of one of the hindley/brady killings. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Louvin Brothers - Knoxville Girl

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

As morbid as this is, its that song that was playing in the background of the recording of one of the hindley/brady killings. 

That's pretty fucking morbid.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, AngryofTuebrook said:

That's pretty fucking morbid.

It really is. I only know that because my mum told me she had seen a documentary on it and ever since can't listen to that song. 

[KMD7]

51 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Marty Robbins - El Paso

 

And Big Iron

 

 

Love Marty Robbins

[KMD7]

 

 

 More Marty

[cloggypop]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

As morbid as this is, its that song that was playing in the background of the recording of one of the hindley/brady killings. 

Despite being recorded in 1977 and the Moors murders happening 1963 to 1965.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Despite being recorded in 1977 and the Moors murders happening 1963 to 1965.

It was an older version. 

 

"The 13 minute tape was found within a brown suitcase, recovered from lost property at the Manchester Central Railway Station on October 15, 1965, along with photographs of Downey, naked and with a scarf tied across her mouth. On the tape were two identical tracks of the voices of a man, a woman and a child. At the end of each of these tracks was a recording of two songs, Jolly St Nicholas and The Little Drummer Boy, which a witness recognized as being from a long-playing record by The Ray Conniff Singers, called We Wish You A Merry Christmas. "

[cloggypop]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It might have been a version of the song you fucking crime library. 

 

[Mudface]

To lighten the mood, some crazed Soft Cell stuff from the early '80s-

 

 

And possibly the darkest song ever-

 

 

[Mudface]

Oh, and 100% by Sonic Youth, sort of-

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Mudface]

Didn't see this earlier in the thread-

 

 

 

[SasaS]

Murderer ballad

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

 

[Bjornebye]

Not quite a ballad but lots of talk about murders. 

 

 

A few tasters:

 

"Fuck wit' me and get yo' caps peeled, you know, see"

 

"Poisinous gats attack when I'm servin' ya
Spank ya shank ya whole style when I gank
Guard your rank, 'cause I'ma slam your ass in the paint"

 

"With my AK I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Motherfucker, I hit 'em up"

 

"We're gonna kill all you motherfuckers"

 

"All of y'all mother fuckers, fuck you, die slow, motherfucker
My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow"

 

 

The bit in bold was Captain Turdseyes voicemail message for a while. 

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Not quite a ballad but lots of talk about murders. 

 

 

A few tasters:

 

"Fuck wit' me and get yo' caps peeled, you know, see"

 

"Poisinous gats attack when I'm servin' ya
Spank ya shank ya whole style when I gank
Guard your rank, 'cause I'ma slam your ass in the paint"

 

"With my AK I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Motherfucker, I hit 'em up"

 

"We're gonna kill all you motherfuckers"

 

"All of y'all mother fuckers, fuck you, die slow, motherfucker
My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow"

 

 

The bit in bold was Captain Turdseyes voicemail message for a while. 

Love the opening line- 'That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker'.

 

This one's pretty good, too- 'Picture this, I'm a bag o' dicks, put me to your lips'-

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Mudface said:

Love the opening line- 'That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker'.

 

 

 

Hahaha I know yeah. Far cry from Liam offering Robbie out at the Q Awards 

[KMD7]

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Bjornebye]

The winner