Games for my iphone while having a poo

[JohnnyH]

Hello

 

I've got that candy crush thingy, and, having only just started playing it, can see why it's quite addictive.  

 

But what other games of that ilk are worth downloading to my phone for those quiet times on the throne or on the train home from work?  Similar idea to candy crush.  I liked the angry birds one, but that was all just a bit of luck, whereas at least there was a bit of thought to candy crush, so something more like that.

 

I also like puzzles too so something like that would be good. I had this great one where you had to move differing shapes around a board to make a solid one (no, not a jigsaw).  That type of puzzle.

 

I also also like long walks in the rain, but that's for a different website. 

 

The best game suggestions will see people rewarded with some shiny new rep.  

[Champ]

Johnny, I'm eating my lunch/dinner here!

[Redder Lurtz]

Try Quiz Up.

 

Decent.

[Sugar Ape]

The Chase game is boss to play when you're on the shitter.

 

Got the eggheads game but that was crap.

[JohnnyH]

Johnny, I'm eating my lunch/dinner here!

 

An old school "Real time" game.  I like it, but I'm looking for something a bit more modern.  And I can't eat an iphone.

[JohnnyH]

The Chase game is boss to play when you're on the shitter.

 

Got the eggheads game but that was crap.

 

Seems you have to pay for 'The Chase' game.  Are you mental?

[Sugar Ape]

Seems you have to pay for 'The Chase' game. Are you mental?

I thought you were Irish not Scottish?

[JohnnyH]

I thought you were Irish not Scottish?

 

I'm mainly tight.

[Sugar Ape]

It must only cost about one Euro, it's worth it.

[Paulie Dangerously]

8-bit Doves

Endless Doves

Stickman soccer (play it in airplane mode to remove adverts)

Drug Wars

[cloggypop]

Not sure he wants to splash out.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Pro Snooker 2015

[Paulie Dangerously]

Hello

 

I've got that candy crush thingy, and, having only just started playing it, can see why it's quite addictive.  

 

But what other games of that ilk are worth downloading to my phone for those quiet times on the throne or on the train home from work?  Similar idea to candy crush.  I liked the angry birds one, but that was all just a bit of luck, whereas at least there was a bit of thought to candy crush, so something more like that.

 

I also like puzzles too so something like that would be good. I had this great one where you had to move differing shapes around a board to make a solid one (no, not a jigsaw).  That type of puzzle.

 

I also also like long walks in the rain, but that's for a different website. 

 

The best game suggestions will see people rewarded with some shiny new rep.  

 

Also there isn't any thought in Candy Crush it's a system designed to frustrate you into spending 30p on something. It'll let you get so far really easily then stump you for about 2 weeks before you breeze through on your last life through that and the next 5 levels before stopping you again. 

[stringvest]

Not sure he wants to splash out.

 

should put some toilet paper down first then

[Captain Turdseye]

I've been getting a lot of joy out of PES manager for the last two weeks but as of today they've changed the format and I'm now back in the lowest division. Cunts.

 

Score:Hero is also alright.

[Hades]

I like Sudoku Free by genina. 

[Bjornebye]

8 ball pool

[JagSquared]

New star soccer is an addictive bastard.

 

I've gone from playing for:

 

league winners Solihull to,

Half a season at Red Bull Leipzig,

a division 2 title with Kaiserslautern,

a league title with gamba Osaka,

a shit season at sporting Lisbon,

a champions league title win with PSG,

a transfer Barcelona and CL final and second place finish,

A dream move to Liverpool winning the CL, Europa, 3 league cups, a league title and an fa cup runners up. All in 4 and a half years and where I am club captain.

 

I'm an England international, I have a happy girlfriend, I'm addicted to energy drinks, I own numerous properties including a beach house and own a hot air balloon, a sports car and a hovercraft. Im only 26 in the game as well.

 

 

My real life is shit.

[JagSquared]

Duplicate post.

[Alan Sex]

Fart Studio - Revolutionary New Farting Surface!

https://appsto.re/ca/IEVkw.i

 

Guaranteed to clear the surrounding stalls when pooing at work.

[alles ist gut]

New star soccer is an addictive bastard.

Does it need a lot of in-app money thrown at it to work properly?

[JagSquared]

Does it need a lot of in-app money thrown at it to work properly?

I've never paid a penny into it. The adverts pop up a lot but if you play offline it's fine. I only ever buy items with money earned in the game.

[alles ist gut]

I've never paid a penny into it. The adverts pop up a lot but if you play offline it's fine. I only ever buy items with money earned in the game.

 

Cheers, I'll give that a look.

[Harry Squatter]

Temple Run and Subway Surfers

[KopOut]

*Firefight* - it's basically 'Close Combat' for iPhone. Real time squad level ww2 tactics.

*Motorsport Manager​* - Just what it says.​

*World Of Tanks Bli​tz* - Teams of seven players from all over the world, team up for seven minute tank fire fights in various terrains from desert towns to European styled villages, and from blazing sun to freezing snow. From the Russian T-34 to the King Tiger, and the American Sherman Tank. A classic good time shoot up. Ever wondered what it would be like to fight in a Churchill tank alongside a Panzer, against a KV-II and Fury?

Now you can find out.​

 

Free to play, but beware - it's so addictive you'll WANT to spend your money. My habit is now about $12-$15 a month.