Adam Lallana

[El Rojo]

Jorginho himself was pretty poor in the Jorginho role last season.

 

[Jairzinho]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Jorginho role? George Formby more like, Cruyff turning around a lamppost.

[Grinch]

Won't offer fuck all next season again.   Doesn't look like getting Sturridge wages off the book has let us sign a striker so im not that bothered about whether he goes. 

 

We've already weakened the squad this summer enough. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Holding midfielder? He couldn't hold a packet of hankies.

[Josef Svejk]

36 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Holding midfielder? He couldn't hold a packet of hankies.

I assume you know the actor in your avatar died a few days ago...?

[Guest]

On 06/06/2019 at 09:17, El Rojo said:

I think time is running out for Adam Lallana to win the Ballon d'Or but I'll be glad to be proven wrong on that one.

He is up for the Balloon Door. 

[Guest]

3 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

While Fabinho remains Liverpool’s first choice as the deepest lying midfielder, expect Adam Lallana to also feature there in the upcoming season. Klopp admires his versatility and can see him being used in the ‘Jorginho’ role. (Paul Joyce)

 

What a time to be alive. 

Was Jorginho injured a lot last season. It would explain Lallana being in the Jorginho position. Either that or there's a move in yoga we don't know about. 

[ZonkoVille77]

16 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

I assume you know the actor in your avatar died a few days ago...?

 

I do, yes. His funeral is today in the Liberties. A true legend.

[Josef Svejk]

2 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I do, yes. His funeral is today in the Liberties. A true legend.

Indeed...

[Pureblood]

2 hours ago, Grinch said:

Won't offer fuck all next season again.  

You've double negatived yourself in the bollocks there. 

[TheBitch]

6 minutes ago, TK421 said:

You've double negatived yourself in the bollocks there. 

Grinch and double negative...

[Carvalho Diablo]

5 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

While Fabinho remains Liverpool’s first choice as the deepest lying midfielder, expect Adam Lallana to also feature there in the upcoming season. Klopp admires his versatility and can see him being used in the ‘Jorginho’ role. (Paul Joyce)

 

What a time to be alive. 

Damned by faint praise indeed. Jorginho is dogshit.

[Anubis]

I think he means Mr Miguel Jorginho of São Paulo. Brazil’s most accident prone man.

 

[Pureblood]

1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

Grinch and double negative...

Don't knock me down with no feather. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

Don't knock me down with no feather. 

He didn't do nothing. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I do, yes. His funeral is today in the Liberties. A true legend.

Had no idea Lallana's injuries were so bad. RIP YNWA.

[Pureblood]

7 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

He didn't do nothing. 

I ain't 'fraid no ghost. 

[Bjornebye]

When he scored all I could do is sit in wonder. All them years ago. Stringvest sat next to Nostradamus and said "go on lad, just one for me' 

 

Nice one Stringy and nice one Nostylid

[No2]

Cunt cost me 8 fantasy football points by ruining Maguires and Wan Bisaka's clean sheets.

[3 Stacks]

Happy for him but I hated that he celebrated like that for a fucking 1-1 draw in a game we're supposed to win. A knee slide is for a brilliant goal, or a go-ahead goal, go grab the ball out of the net and get to the centre circle, ffs. 

[TheHowieLama]

A knee slide for A Lah is pure affirmation!!!

 

I have a feeling Henderson was telling him he could put his feet up on the next cup as they were walking off.

 

 

AAA---Lahhh

Uh uh

 

Ahh - ahhh LAHH

 

A - LAH

 

 

[Remmie]

If we're finding the most obnoxious nickname for him it'd probably be either Lalz or Addz.

 

As in "Lalz pinged it top bins bruv"

[Mr T]

Big worry now is that he gets more minutes. 

[TheBitch]

Yeah exactly. Who needs players coming off the bench and scoring goals.