Adam Lallana

[Dr Nowt]

Obviously that doesn’t change the fact he’s now in with Sturridge and Matip as the next wave of players to move on at the end of the season as they can’t be relied upon, but fucking hell, how difficult is it for them to spot a pattern and let players in this situation be fit enough to play regularly for their clubs for a few months before calling them up.

[ZonkoVille77]

We bought him from a club callled Southampton,

Where he drank Gatorade and It tasted like Co-Codamol

Cococococodamol

He walked up to me and he asked for bandage,

With a voice sounding like a small Beckham,

I asked his name and he said,

LaLalalalalalanna

Bob Dylan is shitting himself.

[an tha]

Poxy international shite strikes again

 

Luckily it is a nobody as far as our squad is concerned but will we be as lucky over next week.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Bob Dylan is shitting himself.

Sorry mate it's just one of my kinks.

[rubble-rouser]

Ordinarily I'd not care and say it means he'll be back for us and can play in the league cup and after CL games, but his recovery time from minor injuries tends to be 4 weeks or more. 

[TheHowieLama]

I forgot he was in the team

[magicrat]

He's finished at the top level isn't he.   Made of quavers these days, 

[moof]

We badly need to sign a replacement in January

[Grinch]

Oh no, how will we ever cope?

 

Must be gutting for young English footballers seeing Lallana selected for the national team anyway, the cunts done fuck all since impressing in midfield two seasons ago.

[Mr T]

He's rubbish anyway.

[aws]

Fabinho gets on the bench then.

[aws]

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[TheHowieLama]

THE BENCH!!!

[Jairzinho]

We badly need to sign a replacement in January

 

What are we replacing? Our 7th choice central midfielder?

[moof]

What are we replacing? Our 7th choice central midfielder?

The only forward thinking substitute from our European cup final last season. I’m in agreement that he’s practically useless to us in his current state, we need someone to take the role he’s supposed to fill in the squad.

[Jairzinho]

Yeah, I still don't really know what that is. A back up central midfielder? A jogger, basically.

 

What we need are more central midfielders that are very good at stuff. So we can phase out those that aren't.

[moof]

A fit Lallana isn’t good at stuff? Ok. We need somebody of his quality when he was at his best, a creative goal threat who can press the ball. Surely it’s not too difficult to understand where I’m coming from

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The goalie does Cruyff turns now. Nivealithic man is extinct.

[Guest]

A fit Lallana isn’t good at stuff? Ok. We need somebody of his quality when he was at his best, a creative goal threat who can press the ball. Surely it’s not too difficult to understand where I’m coming from

I doubt very much if we will see that player again as his muscles appear to not be holding up to the running. If that is the case, there is not much he can offer. He can't become a holding midfielder, he can't become a goal poacher or a defender.

 

He is a running attack minded midfielder who cannot run anymore and I would imagine that is psychologically hard for him to deal with as a professional footballer.

[Captain Howdy]

Seems to be a tad injury prone

[Guest]

I can see a time where a player won't be referred to as being 'injured' - he will be known as being 'Lallanad'.

[therevivalist]

Lallana may be doing a Coutinho just to avoid any risks at all. Don't forget he got that debilitating injury on England duty in the first place. Some people with short memories are talking all kinds of crap now forgetting Lallana before his injury was our best midfielder bar Coutinho.  

[J-V]

Lallana may be doing a Coutinho just to avoid any risks at all. Don't forget he got that debilitating injury on England duty in the first place. Some people with short memories are talking all kinds of crap now forgetting Lallana before his injury was our best midfielder bar Coutinho.

You’d have to have a short memory to remember anything good Lallana did. How longs he been here 4 years now out of that he was good for half a season. Average as fuck player who needed to be sold years ago.

[Guest]

Lallana may be doing a Coutinho just to avoid any risks at all. Don't forget he got that debilitating injury on England duty in the first place. Some people with short memories are talking all kinds of crap now forgetting Lallana before his injury was our best midfielder bar Coutinho.

 

Doing a Coutinho means playing for national team while being unable to play for your club team while agitating for a move.

[razor]

I like him.

 

I seem to be in the minority.