Late night drunken snacks.............

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just gone 3.30AM here and I have made a right mess of the kitchen. Thought it would be a good idea to make myself a nice home made doner kebab. 

 

Tastes nice, but the kitchen is now in a shit state and the missus wion't be imporessed come the morning. 

 

 

[cloggypop]

I just discovered that I made baked spuds last night while I fell asleep. Excellent.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I just discovered that I made baked spuds last night while I fell asleep. Excellent.

 

I once put a pizza in the oven and fell asleep, thank fuck for smoke alarms. 

[cloggypop]

I once put a pizza in the oven and fell asleep, thank fuck for smoke alarms.

I'm giving them 10 minutes to warm up then sticking cheese and coleslaw on them.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm giving them 10 minutes to warm up then sticking cheese and coleslaw on them.

 

Cheese, creme fraiche and bacon would be better. 

[cloggypop]

The creme fraiche shop is shut unfortunately.

[cloggypop]

Not sure I trust myself cooking bacon either.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I know one thing....i need my fucking bed. 

[General Dryness]

Cheese, creme fraiche and bacon would be better. 

 

[cloggypop]

That was lovely. Might start putting spuds in the oven for an hour while I go out.

[chrisbonnie]

You fucks. What I'd do to get drunk now.

 

I'm currently awake pushing my two week old nippers legs up and down thing to get him to fucking fart so we can all go back asleep.

 

I swear om going on the piss next weekend!!

[Trumo]

I know someone who once emptied a tin of beans into a sandwich toaster, switched it on and fell asleep.

[Bjornebye]

I had a late night wank on the kitchen floor once

[Hades]

I had a late night wank on the kitchen floor once

[Guest Pistonbroke]

My missus wasn't impressed this morning. 

[manwiththestick]

Last night I had some of those Maggi curry noodles on a butty. Bits of noodle and curried water all over the living room floor this morning. She wasn't impressed.

[Mook]

I got up this morning and there was more cheese in our kitchen than at a fucking Kenny G concert, the missus had made nachos and obviously thought semtex was the best way to warm it up.

 

I can't be arsed making stuff when I'm drinking, a cigarette every 30 minutes does me fine.

 

She thinks it's weird that I eat them as well, maniac.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I have no alcohol left in the house, well none that I like. Might have to pop to the Turkish shop when I can be arsed, good job it's only 2 doors away. 

[lifetime fan]

Eating's cheating, that's my motto now.

 

Had a bit of a disaster years ago with a frozen pizza I'd put in the oven still with the polystyrene base under it and then fell asleep.

 

House fucking stank for weeks.

[rubble-rouser]

Eating's cheating, that's my motto now.

 

Had a bit of a disaster years ago with a frozen pizza I'd put in the oven still with the polystyrene base under it and then fell asleep.

 

House fucking stank for weeks.

 

I remember 'warming up' a chinese in the microwave a few years ago without checking that the plastic containers were microwavable. I'm sure the stink took £10k off the house price three years later.

[Harry Squatter]

Space Raiders. Used to buy about 10 packets from the Spar on Crosby Rd North in Waterloo after a piss up down South Road. Always been wary of putting the oven on post pub as a teacher in our school had been to watch F*****ll and had a few then decided he wanted something to eat. He turned the oven on and then fell asleep on the couch and his entire flat burnt down along with him.

[Duncan Clench]

Salt and vinegar crisps dipped in salad cream.

[General Dryness]

Space Raiders. Used to buy about 10 packets from the Spar on Crosby Rd North in Waterloo after a piss up down South Road. Always been wary of putting the oven on post pub as a teacher in our school had been to watch F*****ll and had a few then decided he wanted something to eat. He turned the oven on and then fell asleep on the couch and his entire flat burnt down along with him.

Its a massive ongoing safety campaign here. Apparently char grilling oneself after a few tinnies is a kiwi pastime.

 

[Furmedge]

I used to eat a loafs worth of toast when I was pissed. Now I get too drunk to eat.

 

 

[Razoray]

Just gone 3.30AM here and I have made a right mess of the kitchen. Thought it would be a good idea to make myself a nice home made doner kebab.

 

Tastes nice, but the kitchen is now in a shit state and the missus wion't be imporessed come the morning.

Ive been there bud. "Were you eating it or fighting it." Great line from her broke the ice