Martin GOBSHITE Tyler.......

[Soleilrouge]

That sent a shiver down my spine

[magicrat]

Didn't Johnathan Pearce used to do the comically over-the-top commentary of Robot Wars?  Exactly how the BBC thought that would translate perfectly to football is beyond me.

 

Says it all about the modern game.

 

Says it all about the BBC. No money

[razor]

I bet there's loads of commentators at local radio stations that are better than Pearce.

 

He's a comedy commentator.

 

He commentates on football in exactly the same way he commentated on two pieces of metal knocking into eachother.

[FanchesterCity]

Says it all about the BBC. No money

 

Plenty of money, just poorly spent.

[FanchesterCity]

I bet there's loads of commentators at local radio stations that are better than Pearce.

 

He's a comedy commentator.

 

He commentates on football in exactly the same way he commentated on two pieces of metal knocking into eachother.

 

You could probably find a decent commentator representing each club in the league and have a couple of neutral fans commenting on the game, or even ones representing the clubs who are playing. I'd rather hear that than so called 'professionals'.

 

When was the last time a pro commentator offer any genuine insight in the match, or even the game at large? Most of it's waffle (at best). Tyler's a shocker for getting overly excited, especially with United.

[Ne Moe Imya]

His commentary tonight was beyond a joke.  So biased it's like listening to the old Sky Sports Fancast thing.

 

Rooney had a particularly comical one when he got beyond the halfway line.  "Is this the magic moment for Rooney?" or some nonsense like that ... followed by Rooney shanking a pass into the path of Emre Can.

 

Meanwhile he seemed openly disappointed when Pogba handled the ball and we were awarded a penalty.  Don't know what we can do about it, but it's really irritating whenever he's doing one of our games, especially against them.

[Mark M]

I thought it was really noticeable when Henderson scored a screamer against Chelsea you could tell in his voice he was disappointed we scored.

When pogba or Rooney have shots it's always as loud as he can shout.

[cloggypop]

Tower Of Power. Fuck off you bellwhiff.

[Josef Svejk]

His reaction to the penalty decision was absolutely bizarre.

[manwiththestick]

I was on about this in work the other week only to be told by some mancs that I was paranoid and looking for bias in things he's saying. Straight faced they were.

[ben48]

I hav'nt watched a match with the sound up for years,I just can't stand the bollocks.

[Joe Strummer]

Wish the old cunt would retire. Doesn't help he's on Fifa qith that snivelling bore Smith.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I hope he gets voicebox crabs.

[magicrat]

It was an epic voyage up the crack of Utd today, His tongue exploring every nook and cranny of Mourinho and Rooneys arseholes , His desperation for them to score and his unconcealed joy when they lumped a ball into the box and got a jammy offside goal was clear for all to see, 

Tower of Power plumbed new depths of cringeworthiness , He really shouldn't be allowed near a football match again. I utterly detest the biased old hack ,

[Tj hooker]

He's on a par with that old cunt Motson but totally more biased watched it in the pub today so didn't hear the biased old twat but going by the same game last season I can only assume he was the same nauseating self today

[an tha]

the whole tone of the comms today was about them, what they are doing etc..

 

i suppose this is what happens when there has been 20 years of them being on top.

 

bbc website on their footy page at half time had the following lead headline:

 

Live: Man Utd 0-1 Liverpool - Mignolet denies Utd.

 

Just fucking unbelievable bias

[manwiththestick]

The BBC also said the second half was all Utd.

[an tha]

The BBC also said the second half was all Utd.

laughable

[an tha]

fucking ref right next to it

[stringvest]

I hav'nt watched a match with the sound up for years,I just can't stand the bollocks.

 

 

This is all you need to do.  You shouldn't need a commentator to tell you what's going on.  

[Carvalho Diablo]

Martin Tyler, Wayne Wooney, bom chicka wah wah...

[Dave D]

I've not had sky sports for a while and I'd never noticed the whole Tyler thing before....

 

But today, wow. It was like he was writing a book and each attack they had was an epic battle scene with Rooney or Ibrahimovic the brave gallant warrior.

 

Gary Neville kept playing Utd down, accusing them of long balls and no composure. I'm sure he's instructed to do it to just to keep attention away from the buffoon creaming his pants next to him

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Red House]

Rooney had a particularly comical one when he got beyond the halfway line.  "Is this the magic moment for Rooney?" or some nonsense like that ... followed by Rooney shanking a pass into the path of Emre Can.

 

 

https://twitter.com/Orangeiceman10/status/820693123487723520/video/1

[3 Stacks]

I don't think he's biased. He's gone absolutely bonkers for Gerrard goals and the Aguero title-winning goal in the past. 

 

You can tell he gets hard thinking about narratives and storylines, though. He was probably holding his dick from the moment Rooney came on today just hoping that he would be able to say the line he'd rehearsed the night before in case he'd score.