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You have 8 pockets and need to hunt someone down....

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That's all his shorts can hold.

 

2 iPhones, compass, bacon, eggs and beans.

 

Oh and a Swiss army knife to open the beans.

Is that so you can text yourself updates to let yourself know how you're getting on?

 

I'd take my phone, some cans (big pocket, near the knee), chicken, a dressing gown, a fishing rod and three pairs of Stig's ma's dirty knickers. One pair to act as a sack to carry more goods, one pair to suffocate baddies and the last pair for my own sexual gratification.

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I'd take a phone which has the number to a private investigator on it. Then I'd take seven pigs and start a pig farm in the wilderness and eat bacon forever.

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I would take a bit of paper with the location of the person I'm hunting down written on it & seven copies of The Who live at Leeds.

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I drank that much this weekend I think I was pissing it this morning.

 

Had a corporate ticket at the rugby yesterday and thatchers was free all day. Lost count how much I drank.

 

Interview this mornin at 10:15 was fun.

 

I am actually looking forward to a few days off it.

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Negged for posting in the wrong thread.

It was a response to FG, if you could only ever post related to the thread title the GF would be shit and we'd never get Simon back posting on here.

 

You're lucky I'm only a cunt and not a revenge negging tory cunt.

 

I'll be keeping a close eye on you though.

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Longbow, explosive arrows, flint for fire, gunpowder to make bombs out of leafs, rope to swing from trees and to set up giant tree trunk traps, explosive spears to hurl at the enemy, a knife on the end of a spear, and mud, lots of mud.

 

Then i'd just let out a blood curdling war cry.

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