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You have 8 pockets and need to hunt someone down....


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That's all his shorts can hold.

 

2 iPhones, compass, bacon, eggs and beans.

 

Oh and a Swiss army knife to open the beans.

Is that so you can text yourself updates to let yourself know how you're getting on?

 

I'd take my phone, some cans (big pocket, near the knee), chicken, a dressing gown, a fishing rod and three pairs of Stig's ma's dirty knickers. One pair to act as a sack to carry more goods, one pair to suffocate baddies and the last pair for my own sexual gratification.

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Longbow, explosive arrows, flint for fire, gunpowder to make bombs out of leafs, rope to swing from trees and to set up giant tree trunk traps, explosive spears to hurl at the enemy, a knife on the end of a spear, and mud, lots of mud.

 

Then i'd just let out a blood curdling war cry.

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