The all new caption thread...

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

FFS Martin let go. I don't play for Villa any more.

[FieldingMellish]

 

Roy, seen here struggling with the help of a toilet attendant as a queue forms behind him at half time at Stamford Bridge.  

[stringvest]

 

A shitty Take That tribute act - Back Four Good.

 

What?

[Iceman]

Keown could literally climb a tree in seconds and devour a man's arm he had just ripped off clean from the socket, the monkey faced fuck. Days later, Bear Grylls would identify species Ruudus VanNistellronnus in the scat. 

[Trumo]

The seeds of a Tim Sherwood brainwave had been sown.

 

 

TS: (thinking) Cor blimey guv, no sleeves. I could ROCK that shit!

[Simbo]

 

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Roy.

[Russ Atmosphere]

 

Cracking one out at high profile matches is never easy but the England manager is renowned as being quite the wanker.

[Dr Nowt]

 

Roy Hodgson: So, the Buck stops with me then.

Everyone else: There really is a first time for everything eh, cunt chops?

[rubble-rouser]

 

Roman he warn me zat Moyes is looking for job 

[magicrat]

Mourinho gets the news that Abramovic has agreed to his payoff

 

[Dr Nowt]

 

No quip in the world could make that picture less cuntish or that face less punchable.

[s(k)aturation]

 

No quip in the world could make that picture less cuntish or that face less punchable.

 

 

Don't be lazy, Liz.

I'm sure you've got a line in you that's uberundabovecuntish.

[Dr Nowt]

Don't be lazy, Liz.

I'm sure you've got a line in you that uberandabovecuntish.

Ok, I'll go for whimsical and optimistic.

 

"Even Jizzcoat's death rattle was smug."

[Kurt]

 

Real Madrid... Look no further!

[MOGLET]

 

Booyakasha, 4-1 you fuckers.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

 

"Look, just let go of the fucking shirt Simon!"

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

 

Mignolet signs table instead of shirt and see's the funny side.

[Alan Sex]

 

Sucking the cock of invisible Abramovitch keeps Mourinho in the job for another week.

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

LVG} Eh Giggshy. Is it true that you don't have to be a winner to be a winner in this country ? I'm good for a few more yearsh yeah ?

 

RG} Taffs Tavern isn't a country boss. 

[Ne Moe Imya]

 

 

 

Klopp (seated at left, calling in on a secure line): I have successfully infiltrated the enemy.  They appear not to have noticed and are taking my suggestions and playing Fellaini every game, sometimes even as a striker.  Next I shall attempt to convince them to play Jesse Lingard and Nick Powell more often, I'll report the results as they are forthcoming.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Agent Klopp reporting in, they totally bought it.  Fellaini starts behind a striker again, Lingard in from the start and Powell off the bench to do nothing.

 

I'm going to have to think about toning down how bad my advice is, they're bound to catch on at some point.

[Iceman]

 

Watch out Beadle's about. 

[Iceman]

 

JK: "So let me get zis correct Kolo. You are only needing my account details unt my full name and 2 previous addresses unt you vill send me my lottery winnings from ze Nigerian Princes Lottery Fortune Powerball? And you Dejan, are you also in on zis how you say, pie in ze sky story? "

[Dr Nowt]

 

An expansion of restorative justice encounters forced Lovren to face the aftermath of his Besiktas penalty.

[Tourt]

 

A ten million pay-off and they gonna replace me with Gus Hiddink.