Jordan Henderson, MBE: World Club Cup, European Cup, European Super Cup, Premier League, FA Cup, League Cup & Charity Shield Winning Captain of Liverpool (and massive sellout)

[Captain Turdseye]

6 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Fuck off, scrawny little gobshite.

 

Pissed already? 

[Pureblood]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Pissed already? 

No, I just think you're a cunt even when I'm entirely sober.  Cunt.

[Dr Nowt]

Some of you lads need to drink a coca cola and stand swaying on a made-up hill outside the major head trauma unit with gnasher.

[Captain Turdseye]

6 minutes ago, TK421 said:

No, I just think you're a cunt even when I'm entirely sober.  Cunt.

 

That’s a shame. I think you’re absolutely hilarious. 

 

Probably not in the way you’d like to imagine though. 

[Pureblood]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

 

That’s a shame. I think you’re absolutely hilarious. 

 

Probably not not in the way you’d like to imagine though. 

Would you be surprised to learn that I don't give a shit?

[Captain Turdseye]

Hahaha. 

 

See. 

[Pureblood]

Whatever keeps you happy.

[Jose Jones]

I’m hoping Hendo does a Sarri.

He scores a hat-trick as we cruise to victory, then when he lifts the trophy shouts “Liverpool are magic, Stringvest is tragic and so is Turdseye the scrawny little gobshite! Shit that didn’t rhyme.”

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Let’s pray he is handling old big ears tomorrow. God willing.

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Let’s pray he is handling old big ears tomorrow. God willing.

First Hawking, then scrawny and now this.

 

Turdseye’s a cunt and that lads, but have a heart.

[General Dryness]

19 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Missed this first time around. I would have shit stirred the fuck out of this and earned us all at least three pages over on the bitchfest thread. 

 

Still, if we get beat on Saturday I’ll be ready. 

You can always start a thread with a poll on whether or not Stringy should be banned from celebrating if we win.

 

That'll go down well.

[stringvest]

C'mon Jordan.  Win old big ears for us.  

[JohnnyH]

Win it for me Jordan. ME.

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, TK421 said:

Fuck off, scrawny little gobshite.

I predict CT (Cunt that he is) would spark you clean out before you got to the scrawny part of that line if you said it to his face. 

 

Thats if he hadn't had 3 pints already when the only thing he is capable of sparking out is himself on every fucking doorframe available. 

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I predict CT (Cunt that he is) would spark you clean out before you got to the scrawny part of that line if you said it to his face. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

Yeah, thats him there in the background. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

And like clockwork, on the eve of another European Cup Final appearance here comes TK with the pitiful triple revenge neg.

 

Child. (oops, or is that 4 now ?)

 

Good luck to Hendo and ALL of our lads btw.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

And like clockwork, on the eve of another European Cup Final appearance here comes TK with the pitiful triple revenge neg.

 

Child. (oops, or is that 4 now ?)

 

Good luck to Hendo and ALL of our lads btw.

Call him out on the SD thread then you shithouse. 

 

Sorry 'the revenge negging cunts' thread. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Call him out on the SD thread then you shithouse. 

 

Sorry 'the revenge negging cunts' thread. 

I sense another flounce might be imminent mate.

[Pureblood]

Settle down or I'll rate you.

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah, thats him there in the background. 

 

Haha. Bastard. 

[Pidge]

Thread title needs an edit.

 

Jordan Henderson: Champions League Winning Captain.

[Elite]

He's not everyone's favourite but I'm delighted he got to lift the trophy tonight 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

Thread title needs an edit.

 

Jordan Henderson: Champions League Winning Captain.

 

Jordan Henderson: CL Winning Captain: All thanks to the unwavering support of the two posters on TLW with the thickest skin: Honest. 

[cloggypop]

Made up for him