Jordan Henderson, MBE: World Club Cup, European Cup, European Super Cup, Premier League, FA Cup, League Cup & Charity Shield Winning Captain of Liverpool (and massive sellout)

[TheHowieLama]

My guess is Shaqiri has been involved as much as Henderson in league games

[ZonkoVille77]

Please be on your best form tonight, Captain. We need you.

[Grinch]

He's no worse than Gino or Milner.   All average water carriers. 

 

Kieta has done fuck all in a Liverpool top yet.   Only Fabinho has looked to have a touch of class about him. 

[El Rojo]

3 minutes ago, Grinch said:

He's no worse than Gino or Milner.   All average water carriers. 

 

Kieta has done fuck all in a Liverpool top yet.   Only Fabinho has looked to have a touch of class about him. 

Milner, the water carrier with the record for the most Champions League assists in a season?

[Grinch]

5 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Milner, the water carrier with the record for the most Champions League assists in a season?

 

Pointless stat.   You'll be telling about his goalscoring heroics next. 

[TheBitch]

4 hours ago, Grinch said:

 

Pointless stat.   You'll be telling about his goalscoring heroics next. 

Why is it pointless?

[Grinch]

Just now, TheBitch said:

Why is it pointless?

Assist stats without context tells us nothing.   May as well look at the goals he's scored and pay no need to them mostly being pens. 

[Josef Svejk]

If he captains us to league success, I'll pretend I never thought he was a useless shithouse.

 

Do it, son!

[TheBitch]

2 minutes ago, Grinch said:

Assist stats without context tells us nothing.   May as well look at the goals he's scored and pay no need to them mostly being pens. 

An assist is an assist. Why does an assist need context?

[Grinch]

4 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

An assist is an assist. Why does an assist need context?

Well if you believe they're all the same,  work away. 

 

 

[TheBitch]

3 minutes ago, Grinch said:

Well if you believe they're all the same,  work away. 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

He is right -- some are pace assists. They don't count

 

None of Milner's, but some

[Carvalho Diablo]

Played pretty well at right back tonight. 

[TheHowieLama]

Prefer him at RB...

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Prefer him at RB...

Closer to the bench.

[The Guest]

He was absolute dog shite.

[TheHowieLama]

Depending on which half - yes.

[ZonkoVille77]

He was far from being a problem tonight. Played well given the circumstances. 

[Bjornebye]

Captain Turdseye is the better captain and should be given the armband for the rest of the season. Granted it might need to be shrunk a bit. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

When was the last time he won us a match with an individual effort? A moment of brilliance, a vital goal, a killer pass for an assist, a match winning tackle? When?

[Pureblood]

Did well tonight.

 

We missed his control in the middle of the park when Leicester were on top.  

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, TK421 said:

Did well tonight.

 

We missed his control in the middle of the park when Leicester were on top.  

Backheel aside he was very good.

[Grinch]

If he'd have been our worse full back tonight,  we'd  have won the game. 

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Backheel aside he was very good.

He nearly backheeled himself in the bollocks. 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Backheel aside he was very good.

No, no he was not.