Jordan Henderson, MBE: World Club Cup, European Cup, European Super Cup, Premier League, FA Cup, League Cup & Charity Shield Winning Captain of Liverpool (and massive sellout)

[Pureblood]

Just now, Numero Veinticinco said:

Considering I didn't actually say that, it was quite brilliant yes. I said that he 'shouldn't be starting'. Clearly talking about him when I was saying it. If you think that means 'shouldn't ever start again, in any position, regardless of what happens and how well he plays' then, well, I guess... nice one. 

That's some impressive straw clutching, my man.

[Pureblood]

Just now, Numero Veinticinco said:

Yes, nice one. That's exactly what I meant when I said some of our worst midfields. I was singling out the man I consider to be our greatest over player and saying he was shit. Nice one. 

He was in the midfield at the time.  Just sayin'. 

[TheHowieLama]

LFD - we need you

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, TK421 said:

He was in the midfield at the time.  Just sayin'. 

He was indeed. Must mean I don't like him. Not any of the other players, I just hate Gerrard. Oh, and Kenny. And Bob Paisley. And Shankly. Particularly Shankly. In fact, the only person I like is that Steveo guy from the Everton forum. I'm off over there for some slightly more sensible conversation. 

 

 

[Pureblood]

@LF:D heed the bat call.  The Hendo signal is in the sky.  TLW's top fascist bully boys are ganging up on me.

 

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

He was indeed. Must mean I don't like him. Not any of the other players, I just hate Gerrard. Oh, and Kenny. And Bob Paisley. And Shankly. Particularly Shankly. In fact, the only person I like is that Steveo guy from the Everton forum. I'm off over there for some slightly more sensible conversation. 

 

 

Well you're the one who said a midfield with Stevie in it was the worst!  Fuck my life.

[TheHowieLama]

REPENTTT!!!

 

 

#hendersinners

[moof]

He’s done really well recently, but, what the hell guys? 

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, moof said:

He’s done really well recently, but, what the hell guys? 

Not a Seaweed fan?  They peaked when they released the incredible "Spanaway", in my opinion.  A great, great record.  You can hear every nuance in every beat when Soundgarden's Matt Cameron joins in as a guest drummer on the wonderful grunge ballad "Magic Mountain Man".

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

LFD's absence has me a bit worried. He might have ripped his cock off in excitement when he saw Hendo's assist last night.

[Hand Shandy]

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

LFD - we need you

[finger hovers over neg button]

[Pureblood]

31 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

LFD's absence has me a bit worried. He might have ripped his cock off in excitement when he saw Hendo's assist last night.

He's been on since last night.  This is a new battlecry for fresh hashtags in the face of aggressive cyberbullying. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

The cheese has slipped off the sandwich.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Melted cheese?

[LF:D]

Having a toast to Jordan Henderson as it’s bank holiday weekend.

 

Enjoy lads, enjoy the weekend, enjoy watching this leader of our best team for 30 years. 

 

#mycaptain #yourcaptain #ourcaptain 

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Melted cheese?

Slippery sandwich

[VladimirIlyich]

TK,please shut the fuck up as we haven't won anything yet. Henderson is doing great and I'm very happy for the lad as I've always been a fan but let's not hex all the good work he and the team have done so far and hope we get the trophy,or two,we thoroughly deserve.

[Pureblood]

4 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

TK,please shut the fuck up as we haven't won anything yet. Henderson is doing great and I'm very happy for the lad as I've always been a fan but let's not hex all the good work he and the team have done so far and hope we get the trophy,or two,we thoroughly deserve.

[Iceman]

Hendo's like a new pair of boots in his new position. Looks a threat, plays killer passes and increases our offensive potency. Perfect timing too. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Ronnie Hendothal. 

[Dr Nowt]

23 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Who gives a fuck about that Jew hating cunt, anyway?

#beyondthepale

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

#beyondthepale

Bit out of order, no?  Even in jest. 

[Dr Nowt]

4 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Bit out of order, no?  Even in jest. 

Only if you’re Rachel Riley behind all those hashtags.