The Office

[Curly]

Neil, "You're acting like a petulant kid"

Brent, "Young at heart"

 

Neil, "Swindon branch opinion is that your lot in Slough are having a laugh"

Brent, "Thanks very much"

 

Fucking quality

[Jairzinho]

Anyone know where I could get hold of The Thick Of It to watch free online?

 

Don't know if you've since found somewhere, but they're here (and I've decided to watch the whole lot again. For possibly about the 15th time) - 

 

http://www.watchfree.to/watch-2b39-The-Thick-of-It-tv-show-online-free-putlocker.html

[Paulie Dangerously]

Oh yeah, they're sad little men. He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?

No don't throw the hat because it's a radio as well

[KMD7]

Racial

[Total Longo]

"Nicknames are bad.......names."

[Paulie Dangerously]

Who else has seen this filth? Come on, you know what I'm talking about.

[Paulie Dangerously]

 

Is that a philosopher?

[Mook]

Keith: Well men get turned on by what they see but women get turned on by what they hear. I always make sure the woman hears the right thing.
Tim: Yeah, so what do you do while you’re a wooing, do you sing to them or…?
Keith: No I very tenderly explain to them that I can guarantee them at least one orgasm.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

DIFFERENT DRINKS, FOR DIFFERENT....NEEDS.

[The Golden Eel]

Love that bit when the guy confronts him about the failed medical.

 

So, you faked high blood pressure to fail the medical?

[Paulie Dangerously]

From one david to another!

Is your name david?

For fu...yes!

[Total Longo]

Can I ask you something? Who does your tampons?

[Paulie Dangerously]

A spider is an arachnid and not an insect.

Ha! Eight legs, six legs.Eight legs, six legs.

[Elite]

Finchy is such a bellend but a great character.

[Paulie Dangerously]

[Total Longo]

[Paulie Dangerously]

And I'm thinking "Yeah, and you look like you've had a pot noodle and wank mate"

[Joe Strummer]

"Well I bought that, from Halfords"

[Paulie Dangerously]

We were just wondering Gareth, as a military man...could you give someone a lethal blow?

[Joe Strummer]

"I will not have her tunnel bandied around this office ...willy-nilly

[Paulie Dangerously]

DO IT YERSELF I'M TRYING TO SAVE SOME AFRICANS!

[Paulie Dangerously]

[Curly]

"It left me, with an image in my mind, of you, naked, on all fours, literally being done doggy style"

[Mook]

"I was thinking will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark."

[Red Dawn]

Been watching this on netflix recently having missed it years back.

 

Thought the bit where Brent and Gareth were carrying the woman on the wheelchair down the stairs during the fire drill was class.

They just gave up saying there's no need to bring her down all the way as its only a drill and left her there.

 

The way the camera lingers on her as the boys walk off is class.