Christian Benteke

[magicrat]

Thats what Ive been thinking, para i know but the hype and fanfare surrounding this signing is a bit suspect dont you think ?

 

When we jib off players at the last minute we make sure we fly them all the way to States first.I think this time we have really spent all our pocket money on this fella.

Of course he might turn up at the Toilet with his arms round Van Gaal in the next 5 minutes All quite exciting really and a vast improvement on watching us getting bummed senseless by the likes of Stoke. I vote we scrap the football season and just have the transfer windows. 

[Mil-ing Around]

There are pictures of him in Liverpool with his agent floating around on the internet now

 

Maybe he is just a slow lumbering fuck like everyone has been saying

[Strontium]

What's the hold up?

 

Still trying to find a shirt that fits him.

[Ginny]

Leave my ma out of it you helmets... she's a saint! 

[El Dangerous]

Leave my ma out of it you helmets... she's a saint!

£25m bid incoming!

[Dr Nowt]

Just realised how much Benteke looks like John Mongrel.

 

If Borini won't fuck off again we should threaten to make him room with The General.

 

"Hey wifey, come lay by me."

[Pureblood]

He'll sign in T minus something minutes. 

[Trumo]

The new Anny Road stand will be built before he signs.

[WhiskeyJar]

[Bobby Hundreds]

I hate clicking on a picture which opens up another window showing the same picture in exactly the same size.

 

It's a charmed life really when hate can be used so willy nilly.

[TheHowieLama]

We have to change the entire signing process to get the best out of him.

[Paco]

andy cole?

[Paco]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/jul/22/cherno-samba-championship-manager-retires-millwall-plymouth

 

cherno samba retires.

[Russ Atmosphere]

The look of a man about to be interviewed for LFCTV.

[Anubis]

We tried to smuggle him to Anfield in the boot driven by one of our celebrity fans, but Van Gaal still sent people to try and hijack the deal....

 

[J-V]

Confirmed at last.

[Boss]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33627800

[J-V]

Looks like he's already been out painting with Sakho.

 

[Sweeney287]

Why is he not leaning?

[Alan Sex]

Looks like he's already been out painting with Sakho.

 

Overcum with excitement probably.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Looks like he's already been out painting with Sakho.

 

Is he fingering the sign?

[El Rojo]

'I'm delighted to be here. The club have a fantastic history and the recent partnerships with Dunkin Donuts and Subway show a real commitment to connecting with top players of a different type. I look forward to an awkward photoshoot involving me, Peter Bogdan and Joe Allen inexpertly making Subway sandwiches in an as yet to be decided North American city next June.'

[Mr T]

He has a nice face.

[Paco]

Watch "Night Ranger - Sister Christian" on YouTube

https://youtu.be/z92bmlcmyq0

[KMD7]

Is it Tuesday?