Christian Benteke

[jboy14]

Has one bad game (along with the rest of the team) and all the naysayers are out calling him shite.

 

This place is toxic at times.

 

This place is always fucking toxic.

 

 

Im fucking off to RAWK.

[Russ Atmosphere]

This place is always fucking toxic.

 

 

Im fucking off to RAWK.

[niallers]

Apparently didn't train today with the Belgium squad and is off for a scan tomorrow. Spiffing news chaps!

 

Cunts

 

.Kristof Terreur@HLNinEngeland

 

Christian Benteke won't train today with the Belgium national squad. He's undergoing a scan on his thigh injury.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

This place is always fucking toxic.

 

 

Im fucking off to RAWK.

Sounds like you're between a RAWK and a hard place.

[Arl arse]

Apparently didn't train today with the Belgium squad and is off for a scan tomorrow. Spiffing news chaps!

Cunts

.Kristof Terreur@HLNinEngeland

Christian Benteke won't train today with the Belgium national squad. He's undergoing a scan on his thigh injury.

Cool, two strikers out with thigh injuries....

[J-V]

Lucky we have Ings and Origi right, right!

[dennis tooth]

Told you he was shite hes up there with rumbelow lukaka in the deluded fanwankery.

[SlugTrail]

you really are a snide dumb cunt dennis

[Bjornebye]

Poor mans Origi. 

[an tha]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpools-christian-benteke-asks-mind-6387638

[Evelyn Tentions]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpools-christian-benteke-asks-mind-6387638

32.5 million, highest paid player and he needs retraining to fit in. What a brilliant business model that is. Might as well merge the Balotelli thread and save time.

[El Dangerous]

Doubt it considering our team as a whole is averaging 1 in 2 so far this season.

Unlike free scoring Villa nil where his share of the goals only made up a small percentage of the teams entire outlay?

[ritchie]

32.5 million, highest paid player and he needs retraining to fit in. What a brilliant business model that is. Might as well merge the Balotelli thread and save time.

 

Surely mastermind knew exactly how he'd fit in when he made him his number 1 target to sort our attack.

 

Then again probably not.

[Grinch]

But I thought he wasn't just a target man and could fit right in without us resorting to hoofball?

[skend04]

He's an able goalscorer but his assist record in the 3 odd seasons he has played in the PL is pitiful. I'd really like to know what Brendan's blueprint is as we have a pretty bad scoring record of late and if Benteke isn't scoring goals what is he bringing to the team?

[chrisbonnie]

It says in that article he's worried he's "not a Liverpool type of player"

 

Nothing to worry about if you ask me. We're a shit team, he's a shit player. A perfect blend of fecal matter imo.

[christianbenteke]

It says in that article he's worried he's "not a Liverpool type of player"

 

Nothing to worry about if you ask me. We're a shit team, he's a shit player. A perfect blend of fecal matter imo.

 

Bit worrying when the player says that himself! Should never have been bought. Less than £3m less than we paid for carroll. The outcome will be the same, sold for about £16m in 2 seasons after rodgers has gone.

[cloggypop]

Michel Bruyninkxxxx's (if he even exists) methods of improving a player's mentality by discussing his weaknesses with Sunday tabloid journalists are fairly unconventional.

[Josef Svejk]

Is Benteke officially a flop? Strange. I thought he'd only played four games and looked decent enough for a new striker in a mediocre side.

[Jairzinho]

Is Benteke officially a flop? Strange. I thought he'd only played four games and looked decent enough for a new striker in a mediocre side.

 

Look at you trying to get in with the prozac gang.

[Horus]

32.5 million, highest paid player and he needs retraining to fit in. What a brilliant business model that is. Might as well merge the Balotelli thread and save time.

They all look the same?

[Russ Atmosphere]

He's an able goalscorer but his assist record in the 3 odd seasons he has played in the PL is pitiful. I'd really like to know what Brendan's blueprint is as we have a pretty bad scoring record of late and if Benteke isn't scoring goals what is he bringing to the team?

 

Don't worry, we don't need creators. Our brilliant wide players just need to land it on Benteke's swede, left boot or right boot in the area... wait what?...

[Boss]

Mario and Benteke in a 442 would beast this league if we had some wingers capable of crossing the ball.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Mario and Benteke in a 442 would beast this league if we had some wingers capable of crossing the ball.

 

Or more importantly a manager who'd play them all together.

[Dr. J]

 

“Of course I would like him to score but he did some good work,” Del Bosque said. “Against a team playing so defensively the player who has the most difficult job is the one in his position. He moved well, he kept the defenders busy. We have to be patient. A lot of the time when he gets the ball he has his back to goal.”

 

He's talking about Costa in the qualifier. This is what a player appreciates.