Stop killing people.....

[Mook]

How are you meant to go to war with some bloke no-one knows about making bombs & sharpening his sword in his bedroom near Lyon?

 

I hear people making 'we should go to war on 'them'' & 'why don't we bomb 'their' country' type comments all the time & often wonder to myself what the fuck they're on about. It's a problem alright but then as long as there's people in the World we'll be murdering each other about one stupid thing or another. I've said it before & I'll say it again, people are a bunch of cunts.

[Anny Road]

We should carpet bomb them with bacon. Imagine the scenes.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Yeah, it's just you said there's no real "them" and I am saying that there is a "them".

 

Yeah, they just don't exist as a them. Not really. They exist as pockets, as I said. Some are military, some are people calling themselves 'them', some are British blokes. Some are in a totally different country, being armed by the west, some are being blown to bits by the west. Treating it as a single headed snake is repeating the mistakes of the past. 

 

That said, if it's 'only' ISIS being spoken about, with no reference to todays attacks, then fine. It's a naive and foolish way to look at the issue though.

[Anny Road]

Isis only exist because the US wants them to. They are no threat to them and can be used as a wedge between Iran, Assad and the Saudis. Takes the heat off Israel as well.

[ZonkoVille77]

It's like murdering your children, killing the very thing you've created.

 

Anny Road is right. Sort out the fuels situation and about 80% of the problem goes away. They can then do whatever the fuck they like there without any western involvement.

[Section_31]

Stig should rejoin the navy and take the fight to them.

 

As Captain of the good ship Lolipop. 

[Bjornebye]

Go on. They could make Under Siege 3 based on your exploits there.

They made that in a maisonette in warrington. Your mum won an award.

[Strontium]

There can only be religious extremists if there are religious people. Religion needs to be wiped out.

[Bjornebye]

All the smart arses got any other solutions to this very real problem? Other than bacon bombs.

 

 

[Boss]

The real victims here are the International Society on Infant Studies, how the fuck are they supposed to raise money now?

 

And the sexual health clinic in Sefton.

 

[PestiRed]

There can only be religious extremists if there are religious people. Religion needs to be wiped out.

Jesus wept

 

Are you going to apply that childish logic to everything bad in the world?

[Chairman Meow]

I think the fact you get people being "smart arses" is purely down to the fact it's a hugely complex situation and not as simple as just going there and killing them. As we don't know who they all are and a lot of the issues people have with the west is precisely down to the fact we go over there and fuck up everyones shit not just the people who supposedly are a threat to the West.

[Mook]

All the smart arses got any other solutions to this very real problem? Other than bacon bombs.

 

Cuddles are pretty underrated.

[Chairman Meow]

Cuddles are pretty underrated.

 

Try that in Newcastle City Centre on a Friday night!

[Jairzinho]

All the smart arses got any other solutions to this very real problem? Other than bacon bombs.

 

Stop blowing up the Middle East and stop doing business with Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Israel.

[Mook]

Try that in Newcastle City Centre on a Friday night!

 

It would make a change from people twatting horses in the face.

[Chairman Meow]

It would make a change from people twatting horses in the face.

 

That was just a badly timed cuddle attempt.

 

In all seriousness that horse should think itself lucky it wasn't glassed.

[Strontium]

Jesus wept

 

Are you going to apply that childish logic to everything bad in the world?

 

The logic is unimpeachable.

 

That a child can get their head around the logic demonstrates the straightforward sense of it.

 

And yes, it should be applied if appropriate to everything else that is bad in the world. Although there is nothing anywhere near as bad as religion.

[Anny Road]

All the smart arses got any other solutions to this very real problem? Other than bacon bombs.

Has anyone tried Thermo Nuclear Bacon. Must be detonated at ground level though to ensure 10,000 years of bacon fallout. Hope there is an easterly wind when it is dropped we might kop a sniff. 100,000 kilorashers should do the trick.

Here are some anti personnel bacon devices

[Anny Road]

[Bjornebye]

Ash fuck it.

 

Send in the pigs.

[Evelyn Tentions]

What needs to be done is someone needs to evacuate the whole of Australia and resettle them in Europe and ship ISIS and all these other muslim extremists over there and build a Truman show style bubble around them so any nuclear weapons they manage to rustle up from snakeskin's and bits of old shrapnel will blow themselves up in the process.

 

Film it like a reality TV show so the rest of the world can just buzz off them as they continually try their hardest to destroy the rest of the world, it'll be like a Jihadi version of Home Improvements. 

Hey, I'm comfy here. You lot should come here, the weathers better. Just leave the politicians behind (except the SNP) we've already got enough right wing fruit loops.

[Stu Monty]

One suggestion would be to support arab and muslim countries that elect more progressive leaders and not do everything that can be done to undermine them as they tend to want to use their countries' resources for to feed their people and build hospitals rather than bump a few % on the profits of BP. Or if you're going to totally ignore the democratic mandate of the countries that vote in people you don't like then at least push someone on them that can bring about a bit of reform whilst you asset strip them, instead of just iron-fisted, dictatorial knobheads. But then, if we did that, they might stop being basket case countries, and then they might follow their own agendas, not ours, so that's a risk. 

 

Or, you know, we can carry on having useful cunts round for tea.

 

Someone should also point out to some of the countries in the area that spend billions on arms that they aren't just decorative, and you can actually use them to sort out you own local issues.

[Anny Road]

They are not fighting for god or any of that nonsene it is about resources. The top guys might use religion as a recruiting Sergeant but at the end of the day this is about money.

The middle east controls the worlds oil and we want it and are controlling it. Fair enough they don't like it and want us to fuck off so they can sell it to us.

The guys planting bombs and chopping off heads are doing it for Allah or whatever the fuck he is called but the top men are in this for the billions not the virgins.

[Section_31]

Always makes me laugh when people say stuff like 'we' should bomb somewhere or 'we' should invade. Like half these blerts on Facebook would be arsed putting candy crush saga down long enough to actually do anything that didn't involve overpriced coffee. Entire nation of keyboard warriors.