Nathaniel Clyne

[Oh Buoy]

Saw you in my thread earlier, throwing bants around, trying to undermine me. Now I see you're in here, do you want to tell me what the hell that's about?

Listen lad, I'll throw my bants where I want; if you've got a problem with that, I heard the calling-people-out place is near a chippy. Can you place an order for me so its ready for when I arrive?

[moof]

Well, if Matt Le Tissier said it...

[Russ Atmosphere]

Listen lad, I'll throw my bants where I want; if you've got a problem with that, I heard the calling-people-out place is near a chippy. Can you place an order for me so its ready for when I arrive?

 

[JermainePennant]

Well, if Matt Le Tissier said it...

I'm guessing he watches them more then most of us, Southampton was a team I saw quite a bit of last season aswell and Clyne was the standout player for me.Wanyama, Schneiderlin and Bertrand are also quality but Clyne was the only one I was convinced is ready for the step up.

 

He's certainly cl class imo and I'm amazed no other clubs are in for him, for Manu it should have been a no brainer.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I have to disagree with this, I haven't seen him get caught out of position much or any players covering him.

 

Matt Le Tisser was asked about him and Bertrand a couple of months ago how they go forward so much and still have a good defensive record, he said they both have amazing engines and just get up and down the pitch all game.

I have no idea how to counter this.

 

If you and Le Tiss think "amazing engines" explains a fullback's defensive record then we may be at an impasse.

 

As for Utd, perhaps they were just a bit wary, as the last time they spent big on Southampton's best fullback they struggled to get him to replicate his form.

[Jairzinho]

Anyone know if Paul Merson rates him?

[El Dangerous]

Merse' is too busy dropping bants' with Jeff and Le Tiss to be watching football and forming a coherent opinion on it.

[Bob]

A bad omen with the echo website suggesting he'll be no better than his predecessor...
 

[Gym Beglin]

Listen lad, I'll throw my bants where I want; if you've got a problem with that, I heard the calling-people-out place is near a chippy. Can you place an order for me so its ready for when I arrive?

I won't be turning up, you rotten fuck.

[JermainePennant]

I have no idea how to counter this.

 

If you and Le Tiss think "amazing engines" explains a fullback's defensive record then we may be at an impasse.

 

As for Utd, perhaps they were just a bit wary, as the last time they spent big on Southampton's best fullback they struggled to get him to replicate his form.

Manu are not not signing Clyne because of a lack of ability, I looked on a Southampton forum when we were first linked and apparently Clynes agent was taking the piss when Manu were negotiating for him, Clyne got a new one at the end of the season.

 

We'll just have to agree to disagree about Clyne but I think those not thrilled about the signing will be plesently surprised when they see him regularly for us.

[moof]

I bet he takes number 8, the cunt. Or if he doesn't he's a shithouse.

[Arl arse]

Crackin player this lad, get in.

[Reckoner]

Listen lad, I'll throw my bants where I want; if you've got a problem with that, I heard the calling-people-out place is near a chippy. Can you place an order for me so its ready for when I arrive?

[Alan Sex]

I think he will steady our D, Clyne.

[magicrat]

Good to see "Patsy" joining us, a full back who is good at defending will help.

Can he sing though

[ZonkoVille77]

I'm going to wait til the 64th minute against Stoke away to call him a cunt.

[Boss]

A bad omen with the echo website suggesting he'll be no better than his predecessor...

 

 

Profound, "Glen Johnson battles with Glen Johnson" the perfect epitaph for his career. 

[Russ Atmosphere]

I'm going to wait til the 64th minute against Stoke away to call him a cunt.

Plenty of friendlies before then if you want to get your eye in.

[Alan Sex]

I think the team will find a new angle in Clyne.

[Strontium]

His name sounds almost the same as mine. Disconcerting.

[Boss]

His name sounds almost the same as mine. Disconcerting.

 

Ha Ha you've exposed yourself now SD or should i say.... Daniel Blyne 

[Hades]

I'm going to wait til the 64th minute against Stoke away to call him a cunt.

 

See we need more patient old-timers like yourself, not these knee-jerk Sky Generation mongs. 

[TheHowieLama]

In this day and age players should really be considered cunts right from the off - and remain that until proven otherwise.

[old skool tom]

Can somebody phone Carra and get him to say "all these signings are shite" please?

 

It'll give me great hope if he does!

[Kevin D]

I don't know much about him. As he's from Southampton I'm setting the expectations low and assuming we are being mugged off. Happy for those expectations to be raised when the season starts.

My uncle had a saying about Southampton players: "Shoot 'em all and let God them sort them out."

 

Unfortunately one day he put his theory into practise, it took 75 Federal Marshall's to bring him down, now let's never speak of him again.