James Milner is....

[A Red]

If he had a perm and moustache he'd be all i wanted in a footballer

[Special character]

Was nonplussed when we signed him.

Now I fucking love him.

A winner, who gives his all.

The skipper in all but name

[Tony Moanero]

Was nonplussed when we signed him.

Now I fucking love him.

A winner, who gives his all.

The skipper in all but name

Your username is shit.

[Special character]

I know.

 

 

 

"Tony Monearo's Ma" was taken though

Open to suggestions 

[Bjornebye]

Seems like all our players are stepping up to the plate this season apart from Sturridge, Moreno and Lucas. Milner has been boss.

[VladimirIlyich]

I know.

 

 

 

"Tony Monearo's Ma" was taken though

Open to suggestions

Tony Moanero's ma is always taken!

[El Rojo]

If he had a perm and moustache he'd be all i wanted in a footballer

 

Ha! He's one of the few around today who might have lasted more than five minutes in that era.

[deiseach]

Tony Moanero's ma is always taken!

 

[TheHowieLama]

Tony Moanero's ma is always taken!

[Elmyn Noos]

Even though he's 30 now I'm sure if he really wanted to he could move to any other team in the league and be an important player and guaranteed starter for most of them too.

 

I think he's class. He's no CM, but he could and would play anywhere asked and give his absolute all. I won't have a bad word said about him. Sounds like a top bloke off the pitch too.

 

I can confirm this is true. He heard our junior football club was some way short of the funds needed to build a clubhouse with changing room facilities for the boys, and he stumped up what I'm told is a ludicrously generous amount of wedge to get it over the line. Top top fella.

[whistler]

Weird player, isn't he? Absolutely superb when led by a decent, capable manager. However, if led by a dinosaur like Hodgson or even Mancini, he's lobotomised.

 

Milner is like a philosophical concept for a manager; he is a reflection of them.

 

Like this guy: https://youtu.be/XIizh6nYnTU?t=80

[mgw100]

Has he got a song? (not a request to develop some here). He should have a song.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The One On the Right Is On The Left would seem appropriate.

[Razoray]

My first game that.

Is that the game where Torben Piechnik was anally raped by Les Ferdinand for 90 minutes and we were haunted John Barnes was John Barnes?

[Josef Svejk]

 

I see no evidence that the kid connected successfully there...

[Elite]

Seen it mentioned on Facebook that Mignolet and Karius better watch out because Klopp may start playing Milner in goal.

[El Rojo]

Seen it mentioned on Facebook that Mignolet and Karius better watch out because Klopp may start playing Milner in goal.

 

He wouldn't so much come to claim a corner as absolutely fucking devour it like a big no-frills Yorkshire Pacman, along with any opposition players foolish enough to get in his way.

[magicrat]

Milner has bought into the Klopp program which for a seasoned old pro like him speaks volumes for what our manager is trying to do. He's not frightened of downing tools of he thinks he's wasting his time as his decision to jib off the England fuck-fest demonstrated,  

[El Rojo]

Hadn't realised he'd quit England duties. Bonus.

[magicrat]

Hadn't realised he'd quit England duties. Bonus.

Yeh , he confirmed Fat Sams demise would alter his decision

[magicrat]

Yeh , he confirmed Fat Sams demise wouldn't alter his decision

edit wouldn't

 

Going senile ,sorry .

[TheHowieLama]

....currently sitting on an ice pack.

[ZonkoVille77]

Player of the season so far. He's been immense. I hope his attitude rubs off on everyone else at the club, especially those with aspirations of making a career in football.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

My favourite player of the current squad. If all the players had his attitude we'd win the league by 20 points.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Buying winners. There's something in that.