Roberto Firmino

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

11 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

 

Woah. I literally had 'although we've come... to the end of the road' start playing in my head. 

 

It's unnatural. 

 

You belong to me. 

 

I belong... t'you. 

More of a standing in front of a jet vibe for me. Tell me why?

[Guest]

20 minutes ago, Aventus said:

stay another day... 

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[Guest]

I would have preferred if Moreno had followed a different rule...

 

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[TheHowieLama]

Looks like Coutinho borrowed that kit

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Aventus said:

stay another day... 

 

Moreno is definitely a bit Brian Harvey. He's probably run over himself with his hoverboard after a baked potato binge at least once. Like an overly excitable puppy, he's then shrugged it off leaving a small puddle of piss on the floor.

[Guest]

A clause in Liverpool star Roberto Firmino’s contract means that Arsenal are not allowed to trigger his release fee, according to reports. 

 

Michael Edwards – Liverpool’s sporting director – is in charge of overseeing the clubs transfer policy and is in regular contact with Mike Gordon, the president of Fenway Sports Group who own the club.

Edwards has been crucial in signing the likes of Mohamed Salah and Virgil van Dijk, and now it has been revealed that he wrote a clause into Firmino’s contract blocking Arsenal from hitting his release fee, following the Brazilian’s £29 million move from Hoffenheim in 2015.

 

The £82.6million release clause which can be triggered by any club except the Gunners – was a direct response to them infamously offering £40,000,001 for Luis Suarez while he was still a Liverpool player in 2013.

 

Joe Jordan, who worked alongside Edwards at Portsmouth as assistant manager to Harry Redknapp, revealed via the Express how Edwards goes about his daily duties at Anfield.

 

“Michael doesn’t take any shortcuts. He makes sure when a player has been brought to his attention that he looks into it and gets his facts and figures right,” he revealed.

 

“He wants to make sure that if he is putting forward that player to the manager, all the information is in place.

 

“Nowadays it is different to 20 years ago.

 

“Then, the manager, or coach, would finish training, jump in a car and pop up to Lancashire, for example, to look at a player.

 

“It doesn’t happen as much now because that player is playing for Cologne or in Buenos Aires.

 

“The work that gets done in the background is enormous to try and ensure the manager can do his job on the training pitch with the players he wants.

 

“Michael is very professional and does the job properly.”

[Jairzinho]

Lionel Messi has a clause in his contract preventing Gillingham from signing him.

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Lionel Messi has a clause in his contract preventing Gillingham from signing him.

The only question I have on this is:

 

Why would Gillingham want Messi when they have Messy?

[Aventus]

6 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

A clause in Liverpool star Roberto Firmino’s contract means that Arsenal are not allowed to trigger his release fee, according to reports. 

 

Michael Edwards – Liverpool’s sporting director – is in charge of overseeing the clubs transfer policy and is in regular contact with Mike Gordon, the president of Fenway Sports Group who own the club.

Edwards has been crucial in signing the likes of Mohamed Salah and Virgil van Dijk, and now it has been revealed that he wrote a clause into Firmino’s contract blocking Arsenal from hitting his release fee, following the Brazilian’s £29 million move from Hoffenheim in 2015.

 

The £82.6million release clause which can be triggered by any club except the Gunners – was a direct response to them infamously offering £40,000,001 for Luis Suarez while he was still a Liverpool player in 2013.

 

Joe Jordan, who worked alongside Edwards at Portsmouth as assistant manager to Harry Redknapp, revealed via the Express how Edwards goes about his daily duties at Anfield.

 

“Michael doesn’t take any shortcuts. He makes sure when a player has been brought to his attention that he looks into it and gets his facts and figures right,” he revealed.

 

“He wants to make sure that if he is putting forward that player to the manager, all the information is in place.

 

“Nowadays it is different to 20 years ago.

 

“Then, the manager, or coach, would finish training, jump in a car and pop up to Lancashire, for example, to look at a player.

 

“It doesn’t happen as much now because that player is playing for Cologne or in Buenos Aires.

 

“The work that gets done in the background is enormous to try and ensure the manager can do his job on the training pitch with the players he wants.

 

“Michael is very professional and does the job properly.”

So arsenal can't trigger Bobby's release clause, and Barca have to give us an extra 100 mil or something for anyone they buy off us. 

 

Interesting bits of business going on here. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I thought that Arsenal release clause thing was old news?

[No2]

Back to his best today, good to have you back Bobby.

[VladimirIlyich]

Much better yesterday than he's been for a while. Played his role perfectly once again.

[Don Balon]

On 12/7/2018 at 7:30 AM, Jairzinho said:

Agreed. Why not bring in Phil Babb to do VVD's job for a few games. Or replace Alisson with a small bag of Haribo?

 

Would be hilarious except Keita did replace Mane.

 

[Luckyhillkop]

Bobby is truly back. Nice hattrick. 

 

[Elite]

That second goal was fantastic.

[Anubis]

Love the commentary on this.

 

 

 

[scudger99]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

That second goal was fantastic.

It broke them.  4 minutes before they were full of themselves having unexpectedly taken the lead.  Then Bobby bends them over and assfucks them in 90 seconds, that second goal being the icing on the cake.

They knew what was coming at that stage, they've read that story before with us.

Their team and fans were like a bicycle inner tube that just had a 6 inch nail pushed into the fucker when Bobby waltzed through their defence.  Utterly deflated.

[thegreatelephant]

no looked it again.

 

gonna no look shoot my bolt later in his honour

 

and going to do it coming from behind. like the great man himself

[Ginny]

BOBBY DAZZLER 

[Guest]

16 hours ago, Elite said:

That second goal was fantastic.

Reminded me of this thing of beauty...

 

 

[Hades]

He's realised he's a playmaker now -releasing the ball quicker and shielding it better. Great to see him back.

[A_S]

Carnage 

[Bjornebye]

Played great today. Them passes...... sex on a plate. Loved the Kop serenading him for a good 10 minutes. If he had scored the place would have gone mental. Kind of felt a few times like Salah was trying to pay Firmino in to get him a goal rather than go for the easier option which (when 3 nil up and the game is won) is great to see. 

 

For me, them 3 are the best front 3 in football of all time. Everyone remembers great partnerships but I can only think of a better threesome and it wasn't football related. 

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

the best front 3 in football of all time. 

Mockering of the highest order - certainly one will get injured now.

 

TBH we beat a better three -- Crespo, Shevchenko, Kaka

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Mockering of the highest order - certainly one will get injured now.

 

TBH we beat a better three -- Crespo, Shevchenko, Kaka

Kaka played behind the front 2.