Ever shagged someone famous?

[Anubis]

 

 

"...but with new and improved Joker brand, I get a grin again and again."

 

 

 

Sorry, Lifey.

[withnail71]

Meg Mathews once asked me for a quick knee trembler in a pub toilet. I politely declined, it was 1996.

[Ian Sea]

Fame academy was the show she was on.

 

 

Looks like Stuart Broad.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'd bum it

[chris71]

Meg Mathews once asked me for a quick knee trembler in a pub toilet. I politely declined, it was 1996.

Why?!

[bigbak]

 

 

 

Isn't she out of Mars Attacks - the Martian robot woman?

 

I would to be honest.

[Guest davelfc]

I know some lad who got a chew off Danielle Lloyd behind the 051.

 

I think it would be harder to know someone that didn't. 

[DanDanShaw]

This wonky-faced cunt?  Fucking hell, I'm sure times are hard up in the North East but there are genuinely fitter birds than her working in chippys here.  I can well believe she's filthy but fucking hell, she looks like something out of Ripley's Believe It or Not.  Admirable chebs though, I'll give you that.

 

She's boss her, that's not the best picture but she is fit.  Every other girl on Geordie Shore are pretty rough compared to her.

 

[withnail71]

Why?!

Mr Gallagher was in same pub with us.

[General Dryness]

Mr Gallagher was in same pub with us.

 

Should have told him that Liam had just arrived, and he was mad fer it.

[chris71]

Mr Gallagher was in same pub with us.

Ha, all the more reason to nail her withnail.

[Anubis]

Any chance of you posting a picture Withnail? I just want to, er, check something......

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

Am I the only one who thought Meg Matthews looked like a drag artist?

 

She was rough as fuck!!

[chris71]

Big plastic tits and beaked up to high heaven, lovely.

[Remmie]

I met an actress from Holby city on the tube. I had been at the clown world cup, as you do and was dressed as such.

She was drunk from some work party and was staring at me in my costume as I got in tube. We got chatting for about 10-15 minutes and are getting along great before realising at the last second I had arrived at my tube stop. I kissed her on the cheek and said goodbye instead of staying on the tube and going back to hers and clowning her backdoors in, which, from my story you will surely agree I could have definitely done. This is her:

 

 

It would have been the best 7 seconds of clown loving she'd ever had, her loss.

[Rico1304]

A mate of mine shagged an actress from hollyoaks, she played a lesbian school teacher. Fit.

[Vincent Vega]

I know a lad who got a blowie off Jackie Dixon of Brookside fame when he was on holiday in Magaluf, this was years ago when Brookside was still running.

[cochyn]

Lad I knew reckoned he'd shagged Rose West. Apparently when he tried to shove it up her ricker a man's voice came from the wardrobe saying "Oi! Bumsies is extra, sun-shoine"!*

[Harry Squatter]

some fella I know shagged Cathy Barry the porn star. His name is Omar.

[Mook]

I'm sitting next to Lorraine Kelly in London City Airport right now.

 

I'll try and bum her and report back later...

[skend04]

I'm sitting next to Lorraine Kelly in London City Airport right now.

 

I'll try and bum her and report back later...

She's about 80. It'll be like Indiana Jones hacking his way through all those cobwebs in the cave in the Raiders. Watch out for the moths and bats!

[Mook]

She started reading the Daily Mail.

 

Fuck that, I've got standards.

 

[Bjornebye]

Tell her she has a fucking moon head.

[Dr Nowt]

Lad I knew reckoned he'd shagged Rose West. Apparently when he tried to shove it up her ricker a man's voice came from the wardrobe saying "Oi! Bumsies is extra, sun-shoine"!*

 

The thread can declare at this point, safe in the knowledge victory is in the bag.

[Strontium]

Rolf gave me a ride on Rolfaroo.