Ever shagged someone famous?

[Bjornebye]

aah she is rough as fuck dan dan

[DanDanShaw]

aah she is rough as fuck dan dan

 

Hahaha I know I'm actually ashamed to say that I grafted with her all night to do it as well.  It was worth it though because she was doing some little club appearance so me and the lids got free drinks all night.  She gave me a fake number afterwards as well.

[Nightcat]

No, never.

 

I would like to have sex with Gerrard or Sakho and be the receiver.

[DanDanShaw]

I'd shag Sakho so hard and fast that we'd break the barrier of space and time.  I'd travel back to 27th April 2014 and make sure he never passed the ball to Gerrard. 

[Anny Road]

I know some lad who got a chew off Danielle Lloyd behind the 051.

I went out with her younger and nicer sister.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I bummed Jennifer Anniston loads, so I did

[Bobby Hundreds]

I got tromboned by Worzel Gummidge.

[Trumo]

I got tromboned by Worzel Gummidge.

 

Did you both have a cup of tea and a slice of cake afterwards?

[lifetime fan]

Hardly a celebrity but some bird from Bristol that was on a BBC singing competition years ago.

[Anubis]

I'd probably pay money to goose that Marnie, she's fit and probably a proper dirtbox, but it wasn't.  I shagged Holly in Magaluf 2 summers ago.  The best chew I've ever had in my entire life as well.

 

 

 

 

Isn't she out of Mars Attacks - the Martian robot woman?

[DanDanShaw]

Hahahahaha she had purple hair when I rattled her.  I've done worse and will more than likely do worse again.

[liverpoolsno9]

My mate got a wank off Sonia outside Fallows, just after she made it to No1 in 1989, he still lives off it.

[dickie mint]

My mate got a wank off Sonia outside Fallows, just after she made it to No1 in 1989, he still lives off it.

It could've been Pete Watermam with a Wig on.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Jimmy Saville touched me in hossie.

[Jurgens Red Army]

Fred the weatherman invited me to a party at his when I was a teenager, don't remember much about it but woke up the next morning with a sore arse and I was naked.

[stringvest]

Did you both have a cup of tea and a slice of cake afterwards?

 

you're straw manning again

[lifetime fan]

Hardly a celebrity but some bird from Bristol that was on a BBC singing competition years ago.

Fame academy was the show she was on.

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Closest I've been is used to have a few drunk events with someone who is now a high ranking member of a main stream Union. That is shit.

[Anubis]

Fred the weatherman invited me to a party at his when I was a teenager, don't remember much about it but woke up the next morning with a sore arse and I was naked.

 

Just be thankful it wasn't a Michael Barrymore pool party.

 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Fred the weatherman invited me to a party at his when I was a teenager, don't remember much about it but woke up the next morning with a sore arse and I was naked.

I hope you said 'and what have we got for tonight ??'

[stringvest]

A warm and sticky front approaching. There may be precipitation.

[RoboRiise]

I'd probably pay money to goose that Marnie, she's fit and probably a proper dirtbox...

 

This wonky-faced cunt?  Fucking hell, I'm sure times are hard up in the North East but there are genuinely fitter birds than her working in chippys here.  I can well believe she's filthy but fucking hell, she looks like something out of Ripley's Believe It or Not.  Admirable chebs though, I'll give you that.

[RoboRiise]

Fame academy was the show she was on.

 

 

 

Worth a go that.  I hope when you'd finished you said 'hey love, why the long face'.

[boots123]

There's a lot of reprobates on here, so I'm putting the question out there.

 

I haven't, but I know a few people that have.

 

A girl I went to school with was at one time banging john terry, before he was the fully established turd that we know him as today though in her defence.

 

A girl I went to uni with shagged eddie the eagle Edwards after a Uni ball he was a speaker at. (And again in the morning because she couldn't remember if she had the night before and didn't want to miss the chance)

 

Then a gay mate of a gay mate shagged andi peters and graham norton. The latter of whom squeals like a pig when he cums, apparently.

 

So... Anyone?

is this the wishful thinking thread ?

[lifetime fan]

Worth a go that.  I hope when you'd finished you said 'hey love, why the long face'.

She was a posh bird who wanted to piss off her parents and fancied some rough. I was prepared to help her out.