Should the UK remain a member of the EU

[magicrat]

8 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

Mogg is such a twat. I utterly detest him

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, SasaS said:

He's happy to meet her.

I’d plonk a voice recorder down on the desk.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Lewis Goodall‏Verified account @lewis_goodall 11m11 minutes ago

“She is getting this through off the back of opposition votes. What is the point of being the government? This is all about her rotten legacy and she doesn’t care what she screws in the process, including the public interest and party she goes on so much about.”

 

Lewis Goodall‏Verified account @lewis_goodall 4m4 minutes ago

And a note for any cabinet minister with leadership ambitions: “if any of them stay in that cabinet longer than tonight then every single one of them abandons all hope.”

 

Lewis Goodall‏Verified account @lewis_goodall 2m2 minutes ago

Just asked Steve Baker if he’d do a clip for a package for tonight: “no. I’m just too depressed.”

 

Lewis Goodall‏Verified account @lewis_goodall 2m2 minutes ago

But crucially neither of them had a clue how to stop her.

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

56 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

Even Chuka Umunna?

 

56 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Including Ummuna? 

They appointed Heidi Allen as their interim leader last week.

[Anubis]

Boris lacks happiness.

[Gnasher]

30 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

What in the above statements am I not supposed to love?

 

The wishy washers are missing the best party for over 80 years. The step by step destruction of the conservative party.

 

I got my party hat on. It's fucking great.

[Gnasher]

Not enough ridiculous stupid music on here for my liking.

 

This seems apt, have a bit of the ludicrous shampoo

 

 

 

[Anubis]

And there’s me thinking you’d have gone with Timbuk 3’s ‘The Future’s So Bright.’

[pauliescouse]

Man, I'm in despair over here. Like a lot of UK migrants to EU countries. 

In great sadness, this time next year I will change my UK passport to a Spanish one. 
 

[Gnasher]

Enjoy the show people, lighten up a bit.

 

It's like the political Eurovision song contest.

 

We're shit, they hate us. Well get fuck all points but we know and they know we got the Smiths Beatles and the Stones whilst they got the ketchup song.

[Pureblood]

A Brexit for no reason

And Brexit for no reason is murder

[Anubis]

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Davelfc]

Corbyn should not go himself and should send Diane Abbott to discuss this with May, that would teach her. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

They appointed Heidi Allen as their interim leader last week.

Are they officially a party yet, or are they still waiting for the paperwork?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Gnasher said:

Enjoy the show people, lighten up a bit.

 

It's like the political Eurovision song contest.

 

We're shit, they hate us. Well get fuck all points but we know and they know we got the Smiths Beatles and the Stones whilst they got the ketchup song.

I'll enjoy it more when the threat of No Deal is lifted.

 

I've never known a Eurovision Song Contest with the added edge of the threat of economic collapse, tens of thousands of job losses and a return to violence in Ireland. Mind you, I've not watched it for a few years, so maybe it is that exciting these days.

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I'll enjoy it more when the threat of No Deal is lifted.

 

I've never known a Eurovision Song Contest with the added edge of the threat of economic collapse, tens of thousands of job losses and a return to violence in Ireland. Mind you, I've not watched it for a few years, so maybe it is that exciting these days.

They're very similar insomuch as you know at the outset the UK has fuck all chance of winning   

[Babb'sBurstNad]

3 hours ago, TK421 said:

A Brexit for no reason

And Brexit for no reason is murder

The B side would be David Cameron's cover of I Started Something I Couldn't Finish.

[SasaS]

Those jokes aren't funny anymore.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The next set of MPs' amendments. 

 

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/04/02/imaginary-amendments-mps-to-make-day-better/?fbclid=IwAR1-zLav6czkqIzadqlwiiUGSM9mIf93FJuOlUdr4op6P4C7ww11LaMf1_E

 

[Barrington Womble]

15 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

She’s said any compromise her and Corbyn come to will have to automatically accept her Withdrawal Agreement.

 

So if he refuses that, given it’s been voted against 3 times, he can be accused of not being prepared to compromise in the national interest.

 

Masterful stuff.

Starmer has maintained through the MV debates Labour has no issue with the withdrawl agreement, it is the political declaration - both in terms of content and non-binding nature. If the political declaration could be altered and become legally binding in some way, I am sure Labour would support it (if the content was right of course). 

14 hours ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

Aubrey Allegretti‏Verified account @breeallegretti 3m3 minutes ago

Jacob Rees-Mogg very unhappy as ERG meeting wraps up to discuss May’s speech. He says people did not vote for a coalition government with Jeremy Corbyn and the PM’s is a “deeply unsatisfactory approach”.

did anyone tell him nobody voted for a coalition government in 2010 when the libs bailed them out and 2017 when the DUP votes had to be bought by the nation to keep him and his crew in power? fucking cunt. 

[Barrington Womble]

11 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

 

did anyone tell him nobody voted for a coalition government in 2010 when the libs bailed them out and 2017 when the DUP votes had to be bought by the nation to keep him and his crew in power? fucking cunt. 

I am fuming about this ... and the mad thing is, if he and his fucking nazi ERG mates just adhered to his party whip and their DUP buddies provided their supply and confidence we as a nation bought to save us from a minority government (brought upon us because his prime minister thought she could increase and not decrease their majority), they wouldn't need to be looking to labour to bail out their fucking shambles of a government. Every problem we have regarding brexit (including brexit happening at all) is a tory party problem. i fucking hate them. 

[Vincent Vega]

I think this reaching out to Labour is a last desperate ploy from May to get those ERG dickheads to back down and back her deal.

[M_B]

Yeah, once they see a customs union is likely then they will come on board. Can't help but feel this is a political trap.

[Barrington Womble]

17 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

I think this reaching out to Labour is a last desperate ploy from May to get those ERG dickheads to back down and back her deal.

I am not sure about that. She's said the fall back position is letting parliament decide. I think (perhaps hoping), she knows that ship has already sailed. and her withdrawl agreement will not change under her offer as i understand it, just the political declaration. this is a no lose for her. if they get an agreement and it goes through and is succesful, she will be seen/remembered as the prime minisiter who stood up to the ERG and got the deal over the line  and compromised in the national interest. if it goes to shit, she's gone anyway and the deal has corbyn's fingerprints all over it.