Pinch themselves every morning

[Stouffer]

Vernon Kay; it's no coincidence that he's a twat and a shouty cunt.

[Arl arse]

Keith Lemon

[Liverpool lad]

James Corden

[Stouffer]

James Corden

Good call; another shouty bellend.

[Section_31]

Vernon Kay; it's no coincidence that he's a twat and a shouty cunt.

Fuck me, how could I forget this helmet headed cunt, an absolute waste of RNA.

[Liverpool lad]

Jack Whitehall

[littletedwest]

That Anthony cotton is a shout, seems like a twat. Bet he's one of those gays who hates other gays, like a Judas goat.

clearly going bald as well and combs his hair to try and disguise it which is bad shit in my book.

[Son of L8]

Dane Cook is paid millions of dollars every year to be funny. He isn't funny. Everyone knows he isn't funny. And yet, he still gets paid.

 

There was a soul sold in there somewhere. Got to be.

[Harry Squatter]

Jordan/Katie Price. A hag with massive tits who has somehow managed to earn about 100 times more than your average Daily Star bird. Somehow manages to get paid by OK magazine and other gossip outlets by shagging or marrying people. Has somehow managed to keep herself relevant to the media despite the fact that she stopped getting her tits out years ago.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Dane Cook is paid millions of dollars every year to be funny. He isn't funny. Everyone knows he isn't funny. And yet, he still gets paid.

 

There was a soul sold in there somewhere. Got to be.

 

By american audiences though. There are some absolutely dire american comics that are fucking millionaires.

[Harry Squatter]

Ringo Starr

[Roidster]

Most radio presenters.

[The Golden Eel]

He probably isn't pinching himself but Louis Walsh, how the fuck has been got away with it?

[Total Longo]

Adam Sandler

 

Shout.

 

I was at my lad's footy match the other night and two of the mums there were going on about films they'd seen recently and they got onto Adam Sandler, both stating how brilliant he is, how "50 First Dates" is the funniest thing ever (i haven't seen it but i'm pretty certain that this is patently untrue) and that he has never made a bad film and that he just keeps "coming up with the goods". I looked over at them expecting a pause and then them both bursting into laughter, but it never happened. They meant it. 

 

I was biting my fingers to stop myself commenting. What is wrong with these people?

[Section_31]

Miranda Hart. 

 

Katy Brand. 

 

Katy Brand's Beyonce impression. I've seen funnier concentration camp footage.

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Shout.

 

I was at my lad's footy match the other night and two of the mums there were going on about films they'd seen recently and they got onto Adam Sandler, both stating how brilliant he is, how "50 First Dates" is the funniest thing ever (i haven't seen it but i'm pretty certain that this is patently untrue) and that he has never made a bad film and that he just keeps "coming up with the goods". I looked over at them expecting a pause and then them both bursting into laughter, but it never happened. They meant it. 

 

I was biting my fingers to stop myself commenting. What is wrong with these people?

 

Shithouse brain aids

[Bobby Hundreds]

Most radio presenters.

 

Without doubt. I was listening to Heart and not through choice, these two fucks get paid to play the same 5 songs repeatedly and talk about what they did the night before. 4 hour shift, most of it news, traffic bulletins, songs and the odd few minutes of talking mundane shite. They still refer to it as work. Pinch yourselves. Fucks.

[Jose Jones]

What the hell is that?

[Total Longo]

Miranda Hart. 

 

Katy Brand. 

 

Katy Brand's Beyonce impression. I've seen funnier concentration camp footage.

 

 

 

To be fair, that bit in Schindler's List where Goeth starts randomly shooting people, until whoever is responsible for stealing a chicken owns up, is ace. Especially when that kid puts his hand up and when asked if it's him, shakes his head and points at a dead guy on the floor with blood spurting out of a wound.

 

Perfect comic timing. I often reminisce about being the only person in the cinema who laughed out loud at that scene.

 

Some people have no sense of humour...

[Lucky Pierre]

Lenny Henry.

You mean SIR Lenny Henry?

[Bjornebye]

Agree about radio presenters. I like the absolute radio shows where you can pick which decade you want. Often listen to 60's or 90's. Anyway that Christian O'Connell in the mornings is fucking bad ear aids. He is suck a cunt. Fucking unfunny mind numbing twat. He genuinely said this one morning "I have to give a big sorry to the girl who came over asking for my autograph earlier, I know it was too early to be eating a burger but I was starving"

[Harry Squatter]

Pete Price, been paid for having his own "show" which mainly consists of arguing with old people, smack heads and racists. When any of that fails to aisle a shock he pulls out the Gay card to prolong arguments or pretend everyone is still stuck in the past.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Agree about radio presenters. I like the absolute radio shows where you can pick which decade you want. Often listen to 60's or 90's. Anyway that Christian O'Connell in the mornings is fucking bad ear aids. He is suck a cunt. Fucking unfunny mind numbing twat. He genuinely said this one morning "I have to give a big sorry to the girl who came over asking for my autograph earlier, I know it was too early to be eating a burger but I was starving"

 

I've never heard of him but I hate him.

[Harry Squatter]

Bill Cosby. Not funny, total knobhead and as yet u convicted sex pest.

 

The Cosby show was one of the most unfunny programmes in TV history yet somehow it was one of the most successful which made him ridiculously rich. It basically just consisted of him sitting round in shite jumpers talking to his kids then being bossed about by his wife. Any delivery man or person in a lower social position than his character was a thick white person who Cosby would rip with a series of overlong conversations and him pulling stupid unfunny faces.

 

Every time I've seen him interviewed he seems like a totally smug cunt who thinks he is ridiculously talented yet the only thing I've ever laughed at him for is his choice of jumpers.

[Trumo]

Have a coke and a smile and shut tha fuggup!