Strangest compliment you've been paid

[VladimirIlyich]

I have never been asked for identification in order to prove my age; not even when I was fifteen.

This too,but I am constantly being told how much younger I look for my age.

Bizarre.

[stringvest]

I got told I have a lovely bum.  

 

I always ask for the other bloke now when i go back to the doctors.

[Hand Shandy]

Did he have his finger up it at the time?

[stringvest]

He did.  Which made it difficult to speak to the receptionist.

[Anny Road]

Once a teenager on holiday said to my wife that 'Your Dad is really handsome'. Meaning me.

If my missus wasn't such a stick in the mud I would have been well in.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Once out on the piss with my mentalist mate Robo, we were already hammered when we bumped into this gaggle of birds on a birthday night out. Anyhow the birthday girl was 40, although she looked much younger, suave Mr Robinson goes to her, "I'd fuck you but I'd feel like a nonce."

 

Bizarrely, they all fucked us off shortly after, despite his protestations that he was only paying her a compliment.

[littletedwest]

I once told a fit girl in a club she was nicest dog in this pound.

Didn't pull her.

[lifetime fan]

Watching the U.S. Open reminded me of the time Carly bought me a golf lesson.

 

Rather than just going on the range it was a playing lesson, on about the third hole the club pro commented on my swing as 'shit but effective'.

[Furmedge]

" When you walked in you looked a right fucking gobshite, but really you're not that bad."

 

So, just half a gobshite?

[Section_31]

The only place I've ever been IDd was sitting at the bar in Satin Dolls, the real life Bada Bing on The Sopranos tour.

[Dr Nowt]

"You've got absolutely BEAUTIFUL veins", cooed by every single nurse who's ever given me an IV line in my life.

 

Sometimes they call in other nurses to look on the ultrasound and they get excited as well.

 

I would have made one hell of a brownhead.

[Section_31]

"You've got absolutely BEAUTIFUL veins", cooed by every single nurse who's ever given me an IV line in my life.

 

Sometimes they call in other nurses to look on the ultrasound and they get excited as well.

 

I would have made one hell of a brownhead.

I hope you've said to any fitties 'you should see my main vein!'

[Dr Nowt]

I hope you've said to any fitties 'you should see my main vein!'

Funnily enough they call the comically huge needle they use for such procedures "The Introducer", and I did use that as an ironic pet name for my cock for many years.

[Section_31]

They always stuggle to get blood out of me, always, sometimes they have to call more experienced nurses to do it and it can come out like tar. I'm also largely immune to dental anaesthetic and usually require at least three. I suspect maybe I've been dead for a while. 

[Rico1304]

I've got a very low resting heart rate, about 45 bpm. Last time I was in hospital the nurse kept checking and checking before calling in a more senior nurse. I heard them discussing it as they walked back in the room and the senior nurse said "well he could be very fit, you know an......(huge pause when she saw me)....athlete' the last word was whispered rather than spoken. She then checked the equipment.

[Duncan Clench]

I was told I have 'a lovely pair of calf muscles' when out on a bike ride.

 

Think that qualifies as strange.

[Champ]

I was told I have 'a lovely pair of calf muscles' when out on a bike ride.

 

Think that qualifies as strange.

Not strange at all in my book. I may even have posted on here that skinny calves would be an opposite sex deal breaker for me

[Mook]

Not strange at all in my book. I may even have posted on here that skinny calves would be an opposite sex deal breaker for me

 

[Dr Nowt]

Well, I'll never get to give Champ the worst 90 seconds of her life.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Well, I'll never get to give Champ the worst 90 seconds of her life.

 

I'll do it for you mate if needs be, don't worry.

[Dr Nowt]

I'll do it for you mate if needs be, don't worry.

Just what are you insinuating here? That one look at your gristle-like, muscley calfs and I'll be on my front? Your sinewy, rock hard calfs would simply turn me to jelly, would they?

 

Yeah, alright then mate, hop on.

[Dr Nowt]

Oh, you meant Champ.

 

Yeah, I knew that.

[mattyq]

I was once told by an ex that the only reason she went out with me was because I had a lovely shaped head. She was particularly mad but even so this has always puzzled me

[stringvest]

You give lovely head was what 'she' said

[Harry Squatter]

When I went to some pub in Cambridge some woman asked if she could stand next to me and pretend I was her boyfriend because some lad was harassing her. She said I looked like the hardest man in the pub and he'd leave her alone if he saw her with me.

 

This wasn't much of a compliment as most of the men in there were Harry Potter lookalikes or Tom Baker as Dr Who.