James Milner; £165,000 P/W

[bossy]

He would only sign for us if we kept Rodgers as our manager? ha ha.

[Grinch]

He would only sign for us if we kept Rodgers as our manager? ha ha.

 

Perhaps another manager would realise Henderson is a better and younger player?  At least he's not getting fucked off for Clint Dempsey.

[King Emlyn]

The worrying thing is, we've decided to spend that much on him and now we are going to play him in a spot he hardly ever played for City (apparently; correct me if I'm wrong). But it's typical of us; by a certain player who impresses in a certain role, and then employ him in a totally different one because of course, why not?

It's the most Liverpool trait there is, we consistently play players out of position, it's not a Rodgers thing either it's been going on for years.

[Section_31]

It's the most Liverpool trait there is, we consistently play players out of position, it's not a Rodgers thing either it's been going on for years.

 

Patrik Berger on the bench and right footed Leonhardsen on the left wing will be being debated by schollars well into the 31st Century. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Looking forward to him playing 59 minutes putting in a MOM performance and then getting taken off for Ballotelli.

[Mr T]

That propaganda piece by Bascombe is laughable.

 

"Shit guys, if Rodgers had gone we might not have landed Milner. Thank fuck Brendan is staying, now we can look forward to Milner at wing-back in the new season."

 

Fuck off.

[Jairzinho]

Or because he's a decent player available on a free so we just got him in anyway without really thinking about it.

 

I think it's probably this.

[VladimirIlyich]

I do like Milner as a player but with our deficiencies at present I dont see him making much difference. I have always rated him as a wide player but we dont really play with 'winger' types. Most importantly I reckon I have no confidence in our current manager to use him to his strengths.

Right wing back anyone?

[redheart]

I have seen the wages quoted at £110-115,000 per week which seems more likely for us

[Section_31]

Mate in work is a city fan and really rates Milner, but reckons he likes playing in the middle which he suspects has probably been a condition of his move, but reckons he's not very good there. 

[Ginny]

we're gonna be the England squad soon

[Gym Beglin]

I hope he rubs off on some of the younger players, and soon they will be up and coming.

 

I bet he's got a huge penis and balls, both of which (or, all three) are very, very clean.

 

RE: his cock

One would surmise it's thick, almost pregnant with very hot fibrous 'cock muscles', and I mean hot. Should his penis be fully erect at any time then you would be able to fry a small egg on the top side of his bell-end.

 

Thanks Alan.

[stringvest]

Who are both better than him.

 

Henderson certainly isn't.

[Mr T]

What's Milner's pointing ability like?

 

I wouldn't like to see Henderson's role as designated team pointer get usurped. 

[Strontium]

What's Milner's pointing ability like?

 

I wouldn't like to see Henderson's role as designated team pointer get usurped.

 

It's a sharp jabbing motion, with an insistent rhythm. A big contrast to Henderson's more fluid, less defined pointing, so we now have options in that role going forward.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Got to hand if to the OP as this is now Jimmys thread forever and like the "what does he do?" Thread will forever cast negative aspersions on him. Bravo

[alles ist gut]

Got to hand if to the OP as this is now Jimmys thread forever and like the "what does he do?" Thread will forever cast negative aspersions on him. Bravo

 

"How long can we carry a wallet like Milner's?"

[dennis tooth]

Hes replacing gerrard as our new old AM being played as a DM isnt he?

 

Dont get a specialist dm, save money by just buying an ageing AM who can tackle and abandon his post in excitement anytime we have the ball.

 

Ive decided to just learn to enjoy painful hammerings each week and look forward to the optimistic thought contortionist exhibitions on here and sentences like 'theres no way rodgers could have predicted the ball being inflated with air or that other teams would attack us its totally unforseen foreskin mitigating circumcisions thats causing us to fail miserably.'

[KMD7]

It's a sharp jabbing motion, with an insistent rhythm. A big contrast to Henderson's more fluid, less defined pointing, so we now have options in that role going forward.

 

Henderson edges it on staring meanly though

[Denny Crane]

Henderson calls him "Milly" in his interview.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Mate in work is a city fan and really rates Milner, but reckons he likes playing in the middle which he suspects has probably been a condition of his move, but reckons he's not very good there. 

 

I've heard this too. The thing is, it's hard to judge a City fan's opinion of who's good centrally as it's likely coloured somewhat by having seen two of the league's finest there in recent years. Our barometer is whether he could displace one of Allen, Lucas or Henderson.

[VladimirIlyich]

I've heard this too. The thing is, it's hard to judge a City fan's opinion of who's good centrally as it's likely coloured somewhat by having seen two of the league's finest there in recent years. Our barometer is whether he could displace one of Allen, Lucas or Henderson.

Personally,I'd say ''no to one and possibly to one other.

I'd even say that Henderson is not that bad as wing back either.

Milner is simply in the mix with the three you've mentioned and isnt sufficiently better,in my opinion,to warrant the stupid wages being quoted. Its not Yaya we are signing is it?

[Reckoner]

http://youtu.be/3vjrgtLLlzQ

[Ranxerox]

Henderson calls him "Milly" in his interview.

 

Surely not.

[kalasoma]

Surely not.

 

Heard it with my own ears. Now I want to burn them.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWX25Qzr460