Getting caught dicking some bird on your wedding day

[lifetime fan]

Is there anything funnier than that.

 

Stupid cunt.

[Mook]

Who the fuck has done that?

[Chip Butty]

Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight? 

[lifetime fan]

A mate in Bristol, I'm just following the fall out from it.

 

Daft prick got caught shagging the band singer in the toilets.

[setreal]

Alanis should have gone with that line.

[Trumo]

I bet the words "gert lush" were uttered by one of the invited yokels.

[Liverpool lad]

As a rule I would suggest stopping all that affair stuff a few months before the big day and pick it up a few months afterwards. Just helps your PR

[Mook]

A mate in Bristol, I'm just following the fall out from it.

 

Daft prick got caught shagging the band singer in the toilets.

That is incredible.

 

Need to get the band name so we check out if the singer was worth it...

[Major Tom]

My married mate has loads of affairs.

 

My advice to him is always the same: go and get some self esteem/respect/worth. You'll be far better off for that - long and short term - rather than some random girl.

 

He's still shagging about. No-one listens to me.

[Razoray]

Gotta love the GF

[Jennings]

My married mate has loads of affairs.

 

My advice to him is always the same: go and get some self esteem/respect/worth. You'll be far better off for that - long and short term - rather than some random girl.

 

He's still shagging about. No-one listens to me.

 

Someone say something?

[Major Tom]

Someone say something?

 

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

[lifetime fan]

He's gone into hiding with her dad and brothers wanting to kill him.

 

Typical that the only fucking wedding worth going to and I miss it.

[Paulie Dangerously]

[Hand Shandy]

Where can we follow this? Sounds like he's daft enough to be putting it on the internet somewhere...

 

Oh and I'm with the person who wants the name of the band - let's have a look at the singer!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He didn't say what sex the singer from the band was. 

[cloggypop]

I hope it's not Stringy's wedding band.

[lifetime fan]

That is incredible.

 

Need to get the band name so we check out if the singer was worth it...

[Guest Pistonbroke]

She isn't all that, but I obviously would. 

[PestiRed]

His wife (ex-wife?) must be a munter if he screwed up the marriage on day one for that

[lifetime fan]

Just had this text off me brother.

 

Don't be too harsh on him, he was just making sure he got laid on his wedding day before he got too pissed.

[setreal]

 

Who is the singer here?

[Champ]

Perhaps we'd better see his (soon to be ex) missus

[lifetime fan]

His bird whilst not my type is loads fitter than her.

[lifetime fan]

He's in Sardinia. Cunt went on honeymoon alone.

 

This just gets better and better.