Issue 99 caption thread...

[goatboy59]

 

 

 

Dad: In our religion, if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next.

AS: Then have I got a surprise for you.

[goatboy59]

MF "Do you really need a briefcase just for a post-it that says "launch it to Stretch?"

LVG "It's got me butties in it"

[goatboy59]

DdG: You mention the fucking 'Burbs one more time...









 

[goatboy59]

 

 

 

 

 

 

JT: So where's the bowl for all the car keys, eh?

SG: I think Pascoe's barber took it.

[goatboy59]

XABI WASN'T AS UP TO DATE AS HE COULD BE

 

 

 

XA: "Swansea? Seriously?!?"

 

[dave u]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Trumo]

The reasons for Jordon Ibe's recent absence became clearer. Sterling had gotten him pregnant.

 

[Spy Bee]

 

Hodgson finally started to believe that Sterling was indeed tired.

[Section_31]

 

 

 

They said they offered me a hundred, but it wasn't even 99. 

[Russ Atmosphere]

Stop me and buy oneme.

 

[Jairzinho]

 

"Boys, does it feel cold to you? It feels cold to me. Yeah, it's really cold isn't it? Pretty sure I've got Hypothermia"

 

 

[dave u]

 

Brilliant.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Mr W-Hippy (Crack)

 

[goatboy59]

Ayre contract ruse quickly spotted

 

 

"Yes, Raheem, we'll give you hundreds and thousands..."

[goatboy59]

No, YOU fuck off...

[Russ Atmosphere]

Must be a diet-cone (where is his fucking midriff).

 

[goatboy59]

MARIO'S PRACTICAL JOKE NOT THOUGHT THROUGH

 

 

"He doesn't know I've put the Chinese symbol for 'Kick Me' on his back.

 

Now we wait......"

[Stu Monty]

Mignolet continues to show his growing confidence this season

 

 

SM: "...then Brendan says to me "How did you three get away with such wooden acting in that Nivea ad"?

RS: "So what did you tell him?"

SM: "I said I've no idea but if we get any offers for Colgate we'll send them your way!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sakho knows the guidance youngsters really want from their senior pros

 

 

MS: "You want to be in one of those fancy pre-tournament Nike adverts, yeah? Been there, done that. Stick with me son".

[Alan Sex]

 

 I've got bitch problems but a 99 ain't one.

[Stu Monty]

Rodgers finds out Lee Mason has got a pretty long memory

 

 

4th Official: "Seriously, you don't want to hear what he's calling you here Brendan"

[Stu Monty]

Klopp rumoured to be hesitating over Liverpool job

 

 

Journo: "Would you need the full three years to win the title or could you box it off in two?"

[Stu Monty]

West Brom stalemate fails to entertain 

 

 

BR: *I've seen enough of this shit. I'm getting off early to beat the traffic.*

[Stu Monty]

Cameron goes all-in on his West Ham act after embarrassing clanger

 

 

DC: "Downing! Don't talk to me about that fu...."

[Stu Monty]

The moment when Sterling decided to back Labour

 

 

BR: "Honestly son, they tax you for every spare bedroom. You should have though about it before buying that fancy new place".

[Section_31]

 

"One of her mates is gonna be there, and she's had a coil fitted."