Issue 99 caption thread...

[Stu Monty]

Ex-Reds discuss exit strategies

 

 

Torres: "You should have done what I did and just totally stopped trying!"

Suarez: "Haha! Bro, seriously, have you even seen me play?"

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Goonies never say die.

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

Rodgers : Right Mario, ready lad ?

Balotelli : Yeah boss, is it a rabbit ?

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

 

Bumper sticker reads - "My other car's tackily ostentatious, too."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

 

The cybermen had begun to "upgrade" another victim.

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

Sterling going the extra mile to sniff out his next move.

[Skrtel Milk]

[dave u]

Bump.

 

Keep these coming, I'll post some new pics tomorrow.

[G Richards]

 

"Did you touch my toilet seat?

[tlw content]

[Trumo]

Young England reds delighted with New (Bank) Balance deal.

 

[RedKnight]

 

JH: *thinks* If Sturridge tapes his ankle up and cries off again, I'm gonna beat him with Sterling's hookah pipe.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Unluckily for Daniel he was holding the 'You're today's wingback card' when the music stopped.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Unluckily for Daniel he was holding the 'You're today's wingback card' when the music stopped.

 

Raheem's perfected the "nonchalantly-pretend-to-tie-your-laces" manoeuvre to swerve it. 

[Dante]

 

BR: We should flip the triangle

CP: No boss we should invert the rhombus

MM: Let's just go round in circles like we have been for years

BJ: Jammy Dodgers are only 49p in Morrisons.

 

 

Concern grows for Rodgers as four fingers sprout from his head.

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

DS: I don't get it lads. Why am I the only one with medical tape for a photo shoot ?

[Dr Nowt]

Sturridge crushed as Brendan finally reveals all.

 

 

DS: Oh, rats! Bet Lovren and Mario were in the other two.

[Dr Nowt]

 

Mediocrity provides silver lining to fears global warming could wipe out human race.

[Dr Nowt]

 

Worst. Totem. Pole. Ever.

[Dr Nowt]

 

They're called "legs", Mario. And see when I waggle them about like this...

[goatboy59]

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Oy! Call yourself a tailor? This is more than a foot off the ground"

[goatboy59]

 

 

 

"Just spoke to Tim, said it's a bit late for a loan deal and Arsene's phone's going straight to voicemail"

[goatboy59]

 

 

"No - THAT's for "peace". What I was doing..."

[goatboy59]

 

 

 

 

"For Chrissake, one fella punches a horse and you never hear the fookin' end of it"

[goatboy59]

 

 

 

"What? The match? Oh shit, yeah. What time is it now?"