2015 amnesty thread

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Sorry if i've begged you there VErbal. Second time I've fucked up today - phone playing up again.

No worries

[Bjornebye]

No worries

 

[Tony Moanero]

I don't particularly dislike Patrice Evra. Yeah, he comes across as a cunt, but I can't be arsed wasting energy disliking him. He's just another footballer.

[Iceman]

No way dude. No fucking way. He's a prime cut of total cunt with a side of shithouse thrown in for good measure. 

[Iceman]

No way dude. No fucking way. He's a prime cut of total cunt with a side of shithouse thrown in for good measure. 

[bouncebrigade]

I don't particularly dislike Patrice Evra. Yeah, he comes across as a cunt, but I can't be arsed wasting energy disliking him. He's just another footballer.

I tend to agree with you although he is a lying little rat.

[magicrat]

I don't particularly dislike Patrice Evra. Yeah, he comes across as a cunt, but I can't be arsed wasting energy disliking him. He's just another footballer.

Lying little shit and I hope Suarez rips him a new one in the CL final and then skips past the cunt laughing for payback for his antics at the end of that farce at OT when they were made to shake hands

[Tony Moanero]

I won't even watch it.

[bouncebrigade]

I won't even watch it.

You'll be on here calling us all quims and saying "next person to post is a cunt".

[Section_31]

Carragher's voice gets right on my tits. 

[Arl arse]

I think Ibe will be a better striker than he ever will be a winger.

[bouncebrigade]

Carragher's voice gets right on my tits. 

 

Not having that.  And I'm not even a Scouser.

[Cardie]

If Klopp came in and had as bad a season as he's having with Dortmund there'd be ructions

Dunno to be honest, think you'd end up with another Hodgson situation where people were so consumed with hate in wanting Rafa gone and were so adamant that ANYONE would be better than him that when Hodgson did turn out to be the shit cunt some thought, they had backed themselves into a corner.

 

Now, Klopp is a far better manager than Hodgson, and not a shit cunt, so the circumstances are slightly better but still. We'd see some logical gymnastics going on.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Joe Allen > Jordan Henderson

Not having that due to Henderson's assists and a few goals thrown in,but I understand that neither are anything approaching 'special.'

[Section_31]

Not having that.  And I'm not even a Scouser.

 

It's not the accent it's the pitch. If I worked in an office with him I'd have killed myself by now. 

[WhiskeyJar]

I still think Rodgers will make it here.

 

Still a believer me, but hope is a dangerous thing. 

[Dr. J]

It's not the accent it's the pitch. If I worked in an office with him I'd have killed myself by now. 

 

Stop blaming the pitch.

[Saucepan]

I still prefer having FSG as owners over some rich <insert nationality> billionaire idiot who does nothing but throw money at redicoulus transfers. For me that's cheating in the way of financial doping and represents one of the biggest things I hate about modern football.

[billypilgrimnz]

I still prefer having FSG as owners over some rich <insert nationality> billionaire idiot who does nothing but throw money at redicoulus transfers. For me that's cheating in the way of financial doping and represents one of the biggest things I hate about modern football.

 

Me too. If only they had a fucking clue about setting up a transfer strategy. 

[DirkDiggledinho]

When Milner comes in I think we should be seriously looking at him as a potential captain. He´ll be one of, if not the only, players with a set of bollocks in the squad.

[Jairzinho]

Why is that even remotely amnesty? It appears to be either him or Henderson.

[Grinch]

Why is that even remotely amnesty? It appears to be either him or Henderson.

 

Skrtel?

[Jairzinho]

Skrtel?

 

That's who I'd have as captain, but Rodgers overlooked him for Henderson for the vice captaincy so it seems unlikely he's going to get the gig.

[Gnasher]

I'm Sepp Blatter and football is getting in the way of the money. Fucking sick off it.

[DirkDiggledinho]

New signing, several people still calling him out as "shite" etc. I think there´d be uproar from a large section of fans if he was named captain.

 

Skrtel would be my other consideration. I like Jordan but I´m not sure he´s a captain.