The Official Raheem Sterling Thread (Part 412)

[Carvalho Diablo]

I thought this was funny as fuck...

 

 

Not sure what all the fuss is about with Sterling and his Peter Crouch tattoo pic.twitter.com/3hoSQSZYEl

— Kev larkey (@Kevlarkey1) May 30, 2018

[Denny Crane]

I remember being a lone voice defending Sterling when the club threw him under the yacht and the slum landlord used duplicitous language.

 

Sterling obviously didn't help himself but we are partly responsible for him being perceived the way he is. Look at the difference in how Klopp was very cautious and protected Emre Can.

 

I'm always surprised at how easy it is to portray the talent as "greedy", a player "demands"a pay rise when in reality the business is protecting it's asset.

 

Says a lot about how football works when many more people are quick to defend the owners than the actual talent.

 

The owners, Rodgers and his agent should hang their heads in shame.

[El Dangerous]

Rodgers was a shit manager playing him out of position. He had the chance to earn a fortune and win the biggest trophies in football at City. It's his agent that came across a cunt.

[suzy]

‘Gunned down to death’ that’s Sterling’s greatest error - shocking English!!

[Carvalho Diablo]

Def

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Sounds like a Chris Morris line. "Killed to bits"

[Dr Nowt]

From David Squires' latest:

 

[Herp McDerp]

This quote from Southall is perfect, thinking of getting it tattooed on my knob. Article it's pulled from is a decent read too.

 

Piers Morgan is a prick. What gives him the right to say what can be on your body? If Sterling had tattooed a massive cock on his leg I would say: ‘It reminds me of Piers Morgan.’

 

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/jun/04/neville-southall-flak-sex-workers-lgbt-issues

[Dr Nowt]

Neville Southall comes across as a thoroughly decent human, from this article, others I’ve read, his Twitter feed, that Michael Owen video and various other stuff down the years. I’ve got a lot of respect for him.

 

Purely for comic purposes however, this photo:

 

 

could easily be part of a set with this one:

 

[Strontium]

I like how the perspective of that photo of Big Nev makes it look like he's towering over a plane and airport, like a shit version of the big battle in Captain America: Civil War.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Anyone remember that guy on record breakers who ate an aeroplane?

 

I don't know why I thought of that.

[dockers_strike]

Anyone remember that guy on record breakers who ate an aeroplane?

 

I don't know why I thought of that.

 

Was it an airfix kit. I never knew they were tastey.

[Elite]

Neville Southall comes across as a thoroughly decent human, from this article, others I’ve read, his Twitter feed, that Michael Owen video and various other stuff down the years. I’ve got a lot of respect for him.

 

Purely for comic purposes however, this photo:

 

 

could easily be part of a set with this one:

 

That old blokes face gets me everytime. He couldn't look more guilty if he had his cock out and was watching Debbie Does Dallas.

[Paulie Dangerously]

That old blokes face gets me everytime. He couldn't look more guilty if he had his cock out and was watching Debbie Does Dallas.

 

Harsh on big Nev IMO 

[cloggypop]

Anyone remember that guy on record breakers who ate an aeroplane?

 

I don't know why I thought of that.

Yeah. Monsieur Mangetout.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Awesome again, England's hero, like a cross between a penny farthing and a laser beam.

 

Don't let anyone talk you down young fella, you da man. Ayeee.

[Section_31]

Can't think who his running reminds me of.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Can't think who his running reminds me of.

Get off his back you fucking rotter.

[J-V]

Can't think who his running reminds me of.

 

[Section_31]

Get off his back you fucking rotter.

I often fantasize about him being pulled over by the LAPD with a hairdryer stuffed in his belt.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I often fantasize about him being pulled over by the LAPD with a hairdryer stuffed in his belt.

Haha.

[Guest]

Can't think who his running reminds me of.

[Guest]

[sir roger]

He plays as if his laces are tied together.

[Section_31]