Awkward sexual experiences

[Creator Supreme]

35 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

On my first job down here I decided to see what Winchester was like so walked down for a pint, those days, on my way back to the site there was a girl lying on the grass reading a magazine, fuck knows what I said to her but next thing we walked down this track where she gave me a blow job, she spat out the spermatozoon into a pond that we was next too, then a load of fish swam over and started feeding on it, we both looked at each other a bit bemused, so we did it again a bit later and same thing. 

Not exactly awkward as such but I do wonder if I have an offspring swimming around somewhere in the shape of a Bream or something. 

You shagged a fish really you deviant!

[easytoslip]

3 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

You shagged a fish really you deviant!

Don't tell em Pike. 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

Don't tell em Pike. 

I won't, it's not my Plaice.

[easytoslip]

55 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I won't, it's not my Plaice.

That's Brill. 

[Creator Supreme]

4 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

That's Brill. 

Agreed, but I won't Carp on about it!

[Jairzinho]

Fucks hake.

[lifetime fan]

Cod almighty this puns are bad. 

[skend04]

A fishy story!

[easytoslip]

Bream me up Scotty, it's knocking me off my Perch. 

[Bjornebye]

Sounds like you had a whale of a time 

[Karl_b]

These shite fish puns are giving me a haddock.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Jeez

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Jeez

 

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I once had half a sex

[Trumo]

 

                                                       "She's so Koi. I love it!"

[Elite]

29 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

I once had half a sex

Did you only have a semi?