Lidl cookies.

[Mook]

Sometimes I make myself a nice cup of tea & then just ram a packet of ginger nuts up my arse.

[Dr Nowt]

Sometimes I make myself a nice cup of tea & then just ram a packet of ginger nuts up my arse.

 

Weird cunt.

[General Dryness]

Sometimes I make myself a nice cup of tea & then just ram a packet of ginger nuts up my arse.

 

Only when you've run out of toblerones though.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I dont think I've ever eaten more than 2 biscuits together in my life

I don't think I've ever eaten less than about 4. How can you have two biscuits and then say 'no thanks, I'm done'? I bet you're one of these deviants who eats one slice of toast. Or worse, just has half and leaves the other half on the plate.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Sometimes I make myself a nice cup of tea & then just ram a packet of ginger nuts up my arse.

I've no idea why, but that has me in histerics. Brilliant that.

[Champ]

I don't think I've ever eaten less than about 4. How can you have two biscuits and then say 'no thanks, I'm done'? I bet you're one of these deviants who eats one slice of toast. Or worse, just has half and leaves the other half on the plate.

Do you know when I said 'two', I really meant 'one' because I'm sure I must have eaten two biscuits together at least once but I really cant remember such an occasion.

 

I have one slice of toast...but I always eat it all

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Do you know when I said 'two', I really meant 'one' because I'm sure I must have eaten two biscuits together at least once but I really cant remember such an occasion.

 

I have one slice of toast...but I always eat it all

Toast doesn't really get good until slice number four. Then for the next three or four slices, it's amazing.