Adam Johnson

[Ginny]

I seriously question what some of the lads on here pass off as an attractive woman. I know the above is only Nightie but fucking hell. If Stig won't have it then you know it's rough.

She looks like the Arquette brother who had the sex change.

Have you been on 'women who fly under the radar' thread on the GF. That will confuse you even further.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Have you been on 'women who fly under the radar' thread on the GF. That will confuse you even further.

Fucking hell I can imagine. Half the Eastenders cast and Judy Finnegan no doubt.

[Hades]

Have you been on 'women who fly under the radar' thread on the GF. That will confuse you even further.

 

Judging by the personalities on here I'd have thought everyone else shared the features of an early 20th century circus mutant. Turns out I'm the only ugly cunt on here and everyone else is a chisel-jawed, six-packed, big-dicked Lothario.

[bonesman]

..

[bonesman]

The chief prosecutor in AJ's case

 

She is welcome for sextourism in Somalia. I'd happily be her slave.

 

She looks like something out of 'The Strain'.

[magicrat]

AJ made £2m in the year between being officially accused and being arrested. Imagine the cash he has saved in his bank accounts from the rest of his career. He will get locked for a few years and find time to reflect on what he will do when he will come out, he will also study (distance learning) economics in order to acquire skills necessary to manage, invest and expand his funds. Then he will come out to enjoy life; the girl will be an adult by then and he will marry her, while her dad will be posing smiling in their wedding pics, with his hands in his pockets reaching for his Lamborghini keys bought as a present by his new son in law. AJ will have a life to enjoy, expensive holidays, cars, investments, tory acquaintances, free time, more investments, more holidays. He will write a book starting with a kiss under the lamppost back on sixth street and he will analyse the dirty side of contemporary football world. He will end the book with a picture of his last goal ever, against certain Belgian GK, with a giant face who is allegedly only competent to fist-drill a Cameroonian CB playing in Germany. This is how capitalism and monetarism work sheeps.

 

Or alternatively he could be beaten senseless, raped a few times and come out with drug habit and HIV mentally scared for life and unable to get work. Most of his money will be grabbed by his missus for the maintenance of his child and or gone in a damages claim from the girl he abused. That's how prison works

[Paulie Dangerously]

Sentencing today.

 

Apparently he really is very sorry

 

[Dr Nowt]

6 years.

[Joe Strummer]

What a fucking idiot.

[Dr Nowt]

Right, who wants to be first in excitedly imagining him getting bummed in prison for 2 and a half years, or whatever it'll be before he's out on a tag?

[magicrat]

Adam Gohnson

[setreal]

The "young, male, no such thing as rape" internet-brigade will be outraged today. Good.

[Paulie Dangerously]

"Yeah but I bet she didn't look 15"

 

aarrrgghhhh!!!!

[Anubis]

Au revoir, adieu, adieu.

[Stickman]

I see he's been stripped of his England caps...can't they strip him of all his goals too starting with the one a few weeks ago?

[Grinch]

Six years when Evans got five, the system is fucked.

[Paulie Dangerously]

It's the most Liverpool thing ever that his last goal was an effort against us

[Russ Atmosphere]

It's the most Liverpool thing ever that his last goal was an effort against us

 

Mignolet fixed it for Adam to have one last wish come true.

[Sugar Ape]

It can now be reported that former Sunderland winger #AdamJohnson was also arrested for possession of extreme pornography involving animals

[ZonkoVille77]

#sudocrem

[SammyAftershave]

[Anubis]

It can now be reported that former Sunderland winger #AdamJohnson was also arrested for possession of extreme pornography involving animals

 

 

A harsh way to describe his team mates.

[Anubis]

Animal porn.

 

Visiting websites with the title Nice Young Teens.

 

Being treated for an STD at the same time he's trying to get into the knickers of a 15 year old.

[Dr Nowt]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Animal porn.

 

Visiting websites with the title Nice Young Teens.

 

Being treated for an STD at the same time he's trying to get into the knickers of a 15 year old.

Animal porn.

 

Visiting websites with the title Nice Young Teens.

 

Being treated for an STD at the same time he's trying to get into the knickers of a 15 year old.

Animal porn.

 

 

Visiting websites with the title Nice Young Teens.

 

Being treated for an STD at the same time he's trying to get into the knickers of a 15 year old.

What a lovely bloke. I'm sure his defence team will be on shortly distancing themselves as they knew not of his penchant for piglet porn. Was he being treated for roundworm d'yathink.