GF Car Buying Advice Required

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My missus got hit head on a few weeks ago. Completely wrote off my trusty 207. Had that thing for five and a half years. 

 

She wanted something with a bigger front end and she wanted us to change to an automatic. I just wanted something with a nice interior and the ability to play my Spotify tunes. 
 

Ended up buying an old Merc C-Class Kompressor. Same as this…

 

 

… for £2.5k. It’s only done 57k even though it’s nearly 20 years old, and the interior is still good shit. With any luck I’ll clock up at least another 100k in it. 
 

Proper old man car. Lovely bit of ‘oomph’ though, when you put your foot down, same as all automatics I suppose. 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

75 quid what?! Am I missing something here 

About 30 grand I reckon.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My missus got hit head on a few weeks ago. Completely wrote off my trusty 207. Had that thing for five and a half years. 

 

She wanted something with a bigger front end and she wanted us to change to an automatic. I just wanted something with a nice interior and the ability to play my Spotify tunes. 
 

Ended up buying an old Merc C-Class Kompressor. Same as this…

 

 

… for £2.5k. It’s only done 57k even though it’s nearly 20 years old, and the interior is still good shit. With any luck I’ll clock up at least another 100k in it. 
 

Proper old man car. Lovely bit of ‘oomph’ though, when you put your foot down, same as all automatics I suppose. 

I know someone who drove from Plymouth to Barnstable to view a Jag that seemed to be be priced way too cheap but all pics of it were stunning. 
 

Only they hadn’t read the description just got excited by the pics/price and when they’d got there to see it found out it was a non runner. 
 

Reason? It didn’t have a fucking engine! 

[Captain Turdseye]

When I was a little bastard causing chaos and havoc in Runcorn I never envisaged myself uttering the words “I’m just going to Welwyn Garden City to buy a Mercedes”

[Poor Scouser T]

On 30/09/2024 at 09:59, lifetime fan said:

2,200 miles a year sounds legit. 
 

Bellend. 

Feel stupid now having spent all that money on AA inspections and background reports. Should have just asked on the GF. What a bellend.

 

FYI every service MOT and and new tire has mileage reported. It is almost impossible for a dealer to fudge mileage.

[Clem H Fandango]

16 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Feel stupid now having spent all that money on AA inspections and background reports. Should have just asked on the GF. What a bellend.

 

FYI every service MOT and and new tire has mileage reported. It is almost impossible for a dealer to fudge mileage.

 

Why did you spend money on AA reports when you could've done a government mot check to see the mileage? bellend.

[Poor Scouser T]

Just now, Clem H Fandango said:

 

Why did you spend money on AA reports when you could've done a government mot check to see the mileage? bellend.

Just did the lot mate no point me kicking tires. 20 odd k on a 2004 car did seem unbelievable. Just done 400 miles in it getting it home and it never skipped a beat. Purrs like a kitten and pulls at 80mph.

[Clem H Fandango]

On 30/09/2024 at 11:47, Captain Turdseye said:

 

[Poor Scouser T]

12 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

 

You got a point mate or are you just a dickhead.

[VladimirIlyich]

Sorry. Did I miss the part where it's not actually £75?

[Clem H Fandango]

4 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

You got a point mate or are you just a dickhead.

Happy to leave you to it.

[Poor Scouser T]

FFS this place used to be fun.

[Fugitive]

9 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

FFS this place used to be fun.

But you will always be a lying racist piece of shit, you cunt.

[No2]

How much did you pay for it?

[lifetime fan]

7 minutes ago, No2 said:

How much did you pay for it?

Did someone say £75? 

[Poor Scouser T]

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

But you will always be a lying racist piece of shit, you cunt.

You've had the PM put up or shut up.

You are a bit weird with this racism shit. I know myself and it is obviously not the case but I question the psychopathology of someone like you who constantly bangs on at it. Its like those those anti gay homophobic nobs who advocate religious cures and camps and shit, only for it to be revealed later that they have been taking it up the arse for years That;s you.

[Fugitive]

16 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

You've had the PM put up or shut up.

You are a bit weird with this racism shit. I know myself and it is obviously not the case but I question the psychopathology of someone like you who constantly bangs on at it. Its like those those anti gay homophobic nobs who advocate religious cures and camps and shit, only for it to be revealed later that they have been taking it up the arse for years That;s you.

You’re a lying racist cunt. 
 

Walter Mitty with man boobs. 
 

Absolute scum.

[Poor Scouser T]

You are a shithouse Back it up or shut up.

[Poor Scouser T]

In fact don't bother you are an insignificant tit, carry on. You are making yourself look far more stupid than I could ever manage.

[Fugitive]

11 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

You are a shithouse Back it up or shut up.

There is a reason you’ve been ‘stabbed and ran over’ so many times.

 

 

[Poor Scouser T]

WTF are you on about. If I am a racist and you are a warrior in the quest for equality get off your keyboard and answer the call.

[Poor Scouser T]

Obviously you wont because Id absolutely fucking batter you which makes the whole idea a bit stupid. You end up in hospital and I end up nicked. No point in that so how bout you just use the ignore function. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Hahaha. The fuck have I just read. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

[Poor Scouser T]

Not quite mate. Someone gives you dogs abuse what would you do?