Middle Class Generalisation Thread

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I have a Mercedes and a Gazebo. 

 

Granted it’s a van and the Gazebo is crap but you know.

 

Creme De menthe!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

17 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I have a Mercedes and a Gazebo. 

 

Granted it’s a van and the Gazebo is crap but you know.

 

Creme De menthe!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See I'm starting to see a divergence between what I'd call traditional middle class and the Barrett estate mob. They'd tend to go for the Merc (which they can't really afford) while your middle class family are more likely to be seen in a Volvo. 

[TheBitch]

52 minutes ago, Champ said:

Since it’s nearly that time of year...

 

Richard Osman onTwitter suggesting that the later you open your Christmas presents on Christmas Day is the true badge of middle classness

I'm on nights Christmas Eve so will be getting up late on Christmas Day, I really know how to middle class.

 

Mind you, I drive an '06 Ford Focus with a roof rack.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

See I'm starting to see a divergence between what I'd call traditional middle class and the Barrett estate mob. They'd tend to go for the Merc (which they can't really afford) while your middle class family are more likely to be seen in a Volvo. 

 

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

See I'm starting to see a divergence between what I'd call traditional middle class and the Barrett estate mob. They'd tend to go for the Merc (which they can't really afford) while your middle class family are more likely to be seen in a Volvo. 

I worked for Barratt for a while would never buy a new house, live in my missus house, Wimpey built, might as well have been Popeye’s mate doing it.

Like Volvo. Vorspringdirktechno.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

I'm on nights Christmas Eve so will be getting up late on Christmas Day, I really know how to middle class.

Working Xmas Eve probably on good dosh. Deffo middle class.

[TheBitch]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Working Xmas Eve probably on good dosh. Deffo middle class.

Unfortunately not, Xmas day shift is where the money is at.

[Strontium]

Your true middle class is getting paid to be "on call" on Christmas Day, without actually having to do anything.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

30 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Unfortunately not, Xmas day shift is where the money is at.

Bad luck fam.

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Champ said:

Since it’s nearly that time of year...

 

Richard Osman onTwitter suggesting that the later you open your Christmas presents on Christmas Day is the true badge of middle classness

6am in our house. We're clearly scum. 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog said:

Your true middle class is getting paid to be "on call" on Christmas Day, without actually having to do anything.

Spot on that. For middle class people in general money begets money. Their kids get placements and jobs with their mates, properly portfolios are developed and money is inherited from middle class parents.

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Champ said:

Since it’s nearly that time of year...

 

Richard Osman onTwitter suggesting that the later you open your Christmas presents on Christmas Day is the true badge of middle classness

We open them the night before -- loaded me

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Spot on that. For middle class people in general money begets money. Their kids get placements and jobs with their mates, properly portfolios are developed and money is inherited from middle class parents.

Can be true of the working class too. Both myself and my partners got jobs through family or friends, she was given money towards her house, and we will both inherit decent amounts. My lad could be working for my cousin in computers but is running a bar through a friend of mine and my daughter could work if the lazy student could be arsed.

[Anubis]

47 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

6am in our house. We're clearly scum. 

 

Dont you or your family ever change, Bob Cratchit. Salt of the earth, you are.

[Anubis]

41 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

We open them the night before -- loaded me

Other people’s while you are burgling their houses?

[TheHowieLama]

We don't take them, just open them.

 

#helping

[Anubis]

So you just ruin Christmas. That’s pure evil.

 

 

 

 

I approve.

[Anny Road]

Working class shopping list in our house.

5 packs of mince.

Chicken.

Veg

onions

mushrooms

juice

ice cream

[A Red]

My mrs and me are that middle class that we agree each year not to buy each other presents. But we still do. 

[Champ]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Bad luck fam.

The bigger crime is that New Years Eve doesn’t attract additional payments either. No-one ever wants that one

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

7 minutes ago, Champ said:

The bigger crime is that New Years Eve doesn’t attract additional payments either. No-one ever wants that one

Happy to do what I do, especially now.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

13 minutes ago, A Red said:

My mrs and me are that middle class that we agree each year not to buy each other presents. But we still do. 

So do we.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

 

Dont you or your family ever change, Bob Cratchit. Salt of the earth, you are.

All seventeen of our kids appreciate your kindness sir.  Well they would if we hadn't had to eat them on account of us being so poor.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Champ said:

The bigger crime is that New Years Eve doesn’t attract additional payments either. No-one ever wants that one

New Years Eve is turd, really turd.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Anny Road said:

Working class shopping list in our house.

5 packs of mince.

Chicken.

Veg

onions

mushrooms

juice

ice cream

What brand of ice cream and flavour?

[A Red]

We're off for 3 weeks in January on a middle class travelling trip round Australia. I'm hoping to find myself but i just know ill find out im a throwback prick from Widnes