Middle Class Generalisation Thread

[Section_31]

7 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

What about if you are sitting on the sofa but your plate is on the coffee table ? Does that count  ?

One for the philosophers that really.

 

[Section_31]

If they're a woman aged 36 or above, they're a marketing manager who only works Tuesday, Thursday, and half day Friday. 

[s(k)aturation]

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

If they're a woman aged 36 or above, they're a marketing manager who only works Tuesday, Thursday, and half day Friday. 

 

Better still.

I remember one Thursday afternoon... "can we have a meeting at 7pm tonight... because I'm not in tomorrow".

 

"No, we fuckin' can't."

 

 

 

 

[A Red]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

If they're a woman aged 36 or above, they're a marketing manager who only works Tuesday, Thursday, and half day Friday. 

And get their husbands to run themselves ragged taking them to and from work because they cant be arsed to pass their driving test.

 

Just bustin your balls, sorry.

[Ken Robber]

If they ask what you do for a living and it's a minimum wage job, they start asking you if you've ever used Linkedin 

[Section_31]

27 minutes ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

Better still.

I remember one Thursday afternoon... "can we have a meeting at 7pm tonight... because I'm not in tomorrow".

 

"No, we fuckin' can't."

 

 

 

 

 

I'm dealing with three marketing managers at the moment for something and it's like trying to get an audience with Augustus Caesar - today. 

[s(k)aturation]

18 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

I'm dealing with three marketing managers at the moment for something and it's like trying to get an audience with Augustus Caesar - today. 

 

Yep.

They're busy checking out at 4.45-5pm (on the three days they work) on twice as much money as you.

 

Still, there's socialism and there's social justice.  

If they're girls... just deal with it, Mark, you privileged, white, male-gender-identifying prick!

 

Oh and you're from the Liverpool environs, aren't you?  

Isn't it time you did some penance for all that slavery your civic forefathers were responsible for?

Oh, and didn't Hitler's brother live there too... you Nazi sympathiser, you!

 

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

The ‘village’ (the locals hate it being called that) I work in just screams middle class cunt everywhere you look. 
 

There’s even an independent candlemakers shop! 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

The ‘village’ (the locals hate it being called that) I work in just screams middle class cunt everywhere you look. 
 

There’s even an independent candlemakers shop! 

There was some clamour, where I live, for an independent grocery store to take over a recently vacated lot.
 

The village gossip, my mate Shaft, informs me it’s going to be a Sainsbury’s local. I, for one, will be supporting our new village shop, if only for their very pleasant French onion soup. 
 

Our local middle class types will be up in arms. They’ll all use it. 

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

There was some clamour, where I live, for an independent grocery store to take over a recently vacated lot.
 

The village gossip, my mate Shaft, informs me it’s going to be a Sainsbury’s local. I, for one, will be supporting our new village shop, if only for their very pleasant French onion soup. 
 

Our local middle class types will be up in arms. They’ll all use it. 

 

The fact you don't call it Soupe d'oignon makes me loath you, you oik.

[Harry Squatter]

Going on about schools ofsted reports and moving house to be in catchment areas.

[lifetime fan]

15 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

There was some clamour, where I live, for an independent grocery store to take over a recently vacated lot.
 

The village gossip, my mate Shaft, informs me it’s going to be a Sainsbury’s local. I, for one, will be supporting our new village shop, if only for their very pleasant French onion soup. 
 

Our local middle class types will be up in arms. They’ll all use it. 

Sounds like Glos Rd in Bristol, they had riots when they opened a Tesco metro and it was smashed up the first night it opened. 

[stringvest]

26 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

The ‘village’ (the locals hate it being called that) I work in just screams middle class cunt everywhere you look. 
 

There’s even an independent candlemakers shop! 

http://carolgeescandles.com/

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, stringvest said:

http://carolgeescandles.com/

 

I haven't clicked on it but has she got any phallic ones? 

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I haven't clicked on it but has she got any phallic ones? 

Please do, it’s amazing.

 

Of all the ways you see a semi successful show biz career pan out this is the least expected. 

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Please do, it’s amazing.

 

Of all the ways you see a semi successful show biz career pan out this is the least expected. 

If you wish to use tea lights in glass droplets (with a sconce for instance) always put a layer of coloured gravel or sand in the bottom of the droplet and sit the tea light on top.

 

When the wick reaches the bottom of the tea light, you are keeping the heat away from the glass, thus avoiding any cracking.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

If you wish to use tea lights in glass droplets (with a sconce for instance) always put a layer of coloured gravel or sand in the bottom of the droplet and sit the tea light on top.

 

When the wick reaches the bottom of the tea light, you are keeping the heat away from the glass, thus avoiding any cracking.

 

I'm pretty sure my opening gambits on this viper pit forum were Bob Carolgees owns a candle shop and Saville was a friend of the family.

 

I stand by both of these men at this time and will not be taking questions

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

There was some clamour, where I live, for an independent grocery store to take over a recently vacated lot.
 

The village gossip, my mate Shaft, informs me it’s going to be a Sainsbury’s local. I, for one, will be supporting our new village shop, if only for their very pleasant French onion soup. 
 

Our local middle class types will be up in arms. They’ll all use it. 

Is he the cat that won't shop out, when there's a Sainsburys round about?

 

Shaft.

[Strontium]

2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Is he the cat that won't shop out, when there's a Sainsburys round about?

 

Shaft.

 

You're damn right.

[YorkshireRed]

8 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Is he the cat that won't shop out, when there's a Sainsburys round about?

 

Shaft.

Believe me, he’s nowhere near that cool. 

[General Dryness]

6 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

You're damn right.

He's a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman. And the girl on the till.

[General Dryness]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

Believe me, he’s nowhere near that cool. 

I don't remember that in the lyrics. Would have been funny if it was though.

[Scooby Dudek]

7 hours ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

Yep.

They're busy checking out at 4.45-5pm (on the three days they work) on twice as much money as you.

 

Still, there's socialism and there's social justice.  

If they're girls... just deal with it, Mark, you privileged, white, male-gender-identifying prick!

 

Oh and you're from the Liverpool environs, aren't you?  

Isn't it time you did some penance for all that slavery your civic forefathers were responsible for?

Oh, and didn't Hitler's brother live there too... you Nazi sympathiser, you!

 

 

 

 

Just for the record;

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_Dowling

 

Bridget Elizabeth Hitler, née Dowling (alternative Brigid Elisabeth, or Cissie^[2]) (3 July 1891^[3][4][5] – 18 November 1969^[6]), was Adolf Hitler's sister-in-law via her marriage to Alois Hitler, Jr. She was the mother of Alois Hitler's son William Patrick Hitler. She was born and raised in Dublin, Ireland.

 

The couple settled at 102 Upper Stanhope Street, a boarding house kept by the John family, in Toxteth, Liverpool and, in 1911 they had their only child, William Patrick Hitler. The house was destroyed in the last German air raid of the Liverpool Blitz on 10 January 1942.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Just for the record;

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_Dowling

 

Bridget Elizabeth Hitler, née Dowling (alternative Brigid Elisabeth, or Cissie^[2]) (3 July 1891^[3][4][5] – 18 November 1969^[6]), was Adolf Hitler's sister-in-law via her marriage to Alois Hitler, Jr. She was the mother of Alois Hitler's son William Patrick Hitler. She was born and raised in Dublin, Ireland.

 

The couple settled at 102 Upper Stanhope Street, a boarding house kept by the John family, in Toxteth, Liverpool and, in 1911 they had their only child, William Patrick Hitler. The house was destroyed in the last German air raid of the Liverpool Blitz on 10 January 1942.

Hitler bombed his own family's house. Worra cunt.

[Scooby Dudek]

3 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Hitler bombed his own family's house. Worra cunt.

I knew there was something about him I just couldn't take to.