Middle Class Generalisation Thread

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

If anything fruit shoots are underrated. Probably the best thing about going to a kids party with a hangover 

Sunny D is where the real action is.PCP for kids.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Sunny D is where the real action is.PCP for kids.

Forgot about that. Should have it's own thread. Sunny Delight was the first time I took drugs. 

 

Florida or California? 

[Harry Squatter]

Was in Devon last week and saw a family of 4 eating at the on site restaurant at tge holiday park. The 2 kids had "I love Boris" t shirts on whilst tge parents read tye Daily Mail and Express. 

 

The majority of the lads were called Joshua, Oliver, Archie and Harry. Girls were Milly and Olivia. 

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Was in Devon last week and saw a family of 4 eating at the on site restaurant at tge holiday park. The 2 kids had "I love Boris" t shirts on whilst tge parents read tye Daily Mail and Express. 

 

The majority of the lads were called Joshua, Oliver, Archie and Harry. Girls were Milly and Olivia. 

I'd have pardoned you if you'd have strangled them all.

[Creator Supreme]

8 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Was in Devon last week and saw a family of 4 eating at the on site restaurant at tge holiday park. The 2 kids had "I love Boris" t shirts on whilst tge parents read tye Daily Mail and Express. 

 

The majority of the lads were called Joshua, Oliver, Archie and Harry. Girls were Milly and Olivia. 

That's child abuse! As bad as the dickheads who put "No surrender" headbands on their kids on 12 July.

[Mudface]

28 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

That's child abuse! As bad as the dickheads who put "No surrender" headbands on their kids on 12 July.

I hate that. They should wear them all year round.

[JagSquared]

I’m actually guilty of objecting planning proposals fairly recently citing infrastructure as one of my concerns.

 

They are knocking down 7 town houses down the road to put up 55 flats with only 39 parking spaces. This is currently a set of 2 story buildings being replaced by 7 floor monstrosity. Madness as this is the centre of town with a park behind us and will block the views of houses directly in front of them that have been there 50 years. Pretty much zero on street parking in the area apart from outside our house too. Schools and GP will obviously become more over crowded. 
 

I’m not trying to pull up the ladder behind me but none of these flats will be affordable due to their location as everything is luxury flats around here as we’re close to the sea and town.

 

Ours was built in the 70s and while other than parking I won’t really notice the building from ours it smacks of pure greed. It’ll go through I’m sure despite a number of objections.

 

so the point of this post is that I guess I’m saying I’m middle class. A far cry from growing up in a 2 up 2 down. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Owning matching cups, rather than an assortment of mugs that have a clear hierarchy, and have been collected over a life time of "that'll do" gifts.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Owning matching cups, rather than an assortment of mugs that have a clear hierarchy, and have been collected over a life time of "that'll do" gifts.

That's a cracking shout. 

[Captain Willard]

Middle class people cook food in pans then put the food in bowls then put the bowls on the table then you have to spoon it onto a plate. When I was kid we just used to get it ready plated straight from the pan.  

[No2]

Don't know where to put this. The last 2 babysitters I have had (my mam and my mother in law) have both bleached my cup when I was out. I like my cup with years of tea stains inside it. I'm going the cinema tonight and taking my cup with me.

[redinblack]

Weve got a latte/espresso machine. I dont use it though, I drink Tea. Out of a mug. Standards.

[YorkshireRed]

I’m in Anglesey, there are a lot of middle classes here at the moment. In order to work out where I should be allocating my disdain, I’ve separated them into two categories:

 

Middle Class = Cunt.

 

Middle Class but with a dog = Cunt but with a dog.

[Creator Supreme]

On 01/09/2021 at 07:38, Mudface said:

I hate that. They should wear them all year round.

Get tae!

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’m in Anglesey, there are a lot of middle classes here at the moment. In order to work out where I should be allocating my disdain, I’ve separated them into two categories:

 

Middle Class = Cunt.

 

Middle Class but with a dog = Cunt but with a dog.

Some dogs can be cunts too. Not many but some. 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Middle class people cook food in pans then put the food in bowls then put the bowls on the table then you have to spoon it onto a plate. When I was kid we just used to get it ready plated straight from the pan.  

A middle class person has never, ever, eaten their tea on the couch.

[Captain Howdy]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

A middle class person has never, ever, eaten their tea on the couch.

Nonsense, I do it all the time

[Section_31]

9 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Nonsense, I do it all the time

I'm not talking about a chaise longue, I mean an actual couch.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, No2 said:

Don't know where to put this. The last 2 babysitters I have had (my mam and my mother in law) have both bleached my cup when I was out. I like my cup with years of tea stains inside it. I'm going the cinema tonight and taking my cup with me.

I worked with a girl who never cleaned her cup in the three years I was on the next desk. It was disgusting , she could have whistled the fucking thing to come to her.

[No2]

42 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I worked with a girl who never cleaned her cup in the three years I was on the next desk. It was disgusting , she could have whistled the fucking thing to come to her.

I wash my cup,  I just don't scrub it back to white.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, No2 said:

I wash my cup,  I just don't scrub it back to white.

I need mine ' Bobby ' white.

[Captain Willard]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

A middle class person has never, ever, eaten their tea on the couch.

What about if you are sitting on the sofa but your plate is on the coffee table ? Does that count  ?

[Captain Willard]

4 hours ago, sir roger said:

I worked with a girl who never cleaned her cup in the three years I was on the next desk. It was disgusting , she could have whistled the fucking thing to come to her.

I bet she was filthy between the sheets though. There’s a strong inverse correlation between attitudes to housekeeping and attitudes to sex. 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I bet she was filthy between the sheets though. There’s a strong inverse correlation between attitudes to housekeeping and attitudes to sex. 

Luckily I never found out as she had a face that looked like it had been set on fire and put out with a shovel.

[Jose Jones]

8 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’m in Anglesey, there are a lot of middle classes here at the moment. In order to work out where I should be allocating my disdain, I’ve separated them into two categories:

 

Middle Class = Cunt.

 

Middle Class but with a dog = Cunt but with a dog.

Anglesey? Middle Class?

Things have changed since I was last there.