Middle Class Generalisation Thread

[Evelyn Tentions]

10 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Unfortunately not, Xmas day shift is where the money is at.

A bit of a fallacy that it is good money, certainly in all of the medical laboratories I worked in. Double time and a half for Xmas day but since you get single time and a day off if you're working it actually works out to time and a half for the day. Ordinary Saturdays or (better) Sundays pay better.

[Section_31]

Repeating myself here but middle class mums always keep it really tight. Working class young, single girls often look like a cross between a malevolent blancmange and a packet of fags. 

 

Middle class, middle aged women all have arses like an onion - they make me wanna cry. 

[Tony Moanero]

Middle class, older women walk around with an expression on their faces like they are sucking lemons and there is a bad smell under their noses. Always loads of the bastards in Marks and Spencer.

[Harry Squatter]

One couple I know are always trying to be middle class taking their kids to all kinds of clubs that they are never home during the week. They seem to jump on any bandwagon to keep themselves well known in the local area and their kids seem to get forced into doing everything.  Both of them were desperate to get on the board of governors at both their kids schools.  I was casually talking to the Mum a few days ago as her and her husband seem to have the perfect marriage on the surface. 

 

I said that they should find time in between these clubs and activities for their kids to do something together. She then just blurted out that her and her husband haven't had sex for 3 years because they are just "too busy for anything like that".

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Doctor Troy said:

One couple I know are always trying to be middle class taking their kids to all kinds of clubs that they are never home during the week. They seem to jump on any bandwagon to keep themselves well known in the local area and their kids seem to get forced into doing everything.  Both of them were desperate to get on the board of governors at both their kids schools.  I was casually talking to the Mum a few days ago as her and her husband seem to have the perfect marriage on the surface. 

 

I said that they should find time in between these clubs and activities for their kids to do something together. She then just blurted out that her and her husband haven't had sex for 3 years because they are just "too busy for anything like that".

Dr/patient confidentiality? 

[ZonkoVille77]

17 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

I said that they should find time in between these clubs and activities for their kids to do something together. She then just blurted out that her and her husband haven't had sex for 3 years because they are just "too busy for anything like that".

 

Get her smashed, lid.

[Harry Squatter]

20 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

Get her smashed, lid.

She's definitely a sexually frustrated lady. Apparently she was a bit of a goer years ago as well. 

[Champ]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Middle class, older women walk around with an expression on their faces like they are sucking lemons and there is a bad smell under their noses. Always loads of the bastards in Marks and Spencer.

How old are we talking here, Tony?

[TheBitch]

Be very careful here Tone.

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Champ said:

How old are we talking here, Tony?

60s, 70s.

[Champ]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

60s, 70s.

*nods approvingly*

[TheBitch]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

60s, 70s.

*nods approvingly*

[Captain Turdseye]

[Rico1304]

I know a bloke from the playground who watches all the parents giving the ‘look at me’ who checks on their credit rating and for past insolvency.  It’s very funny to know the truth. 

[General Dryness]

17 minutes ago, rico1304 said:

I know a bloke from the playground who watches all the parents giving the ‘look at me’ who checks on their credit rating and for past insolvency.  It’s very funny to know the truth. 

Its hard to know who the saddest cunt in that story is. 

[Rico1304]

Just now, General Dryness said:

Its hard to know who the saddest cunt in that story is. 

Me obviously.  

 

But maybe I did him a disservice.  There are a group of parents who are very vocal about skiing at half term and the south of France in the spring and Caribbean in the summer. Turns out, as my gran would say, they are “fur coat and no knickers’. 

 

But I’m still a cunt. 

[TheHowieLama]

Fur coat and no knickers - typical Saturday night.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Fur coat and no knickers - typical Saturday night.

Jammy cunt.

[Section_31]

They do stupid shit like try and sail around the world with no GPS and usually end up needing to be rescued, usually when they've just hit middle age and have young kids at home.

[Rico1304]

23 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

They do stupid shit like try and sail around the world with no GPS and usually end up needing to be rescued, usually when they've just hit middle age and have young kids at home.

Apparently at one stage the nearest people to that woman were in the ISS. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, rico1304 said:

Apparently at one stage the nearest people to that woman were in the ISS. 

Bloody muslims are everywhere!

[Tj hooker]

17 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

She's definitely a sexually frustrated lady. Apparently she was a bit of a goer years ago as well. 

Is she fit ?? 

[Champ]

18 hours ago, rico1304 said:

Me obviously.  

 

But maybe I did him a disservice.  There are a group of parents who are very vocal about skiing at half term and the south of France in the spring and Caribbean in the summer. Turns out, as my gran would say, they are “fur coat and no knickers’. 

 

But I’m still a cunt. 

Which is kind of reassuring as we spend our lives trying to work out how practically everyone round us seems to manage to lead lives we could only afford if one of us did and bank

[Chairman Meow]

18 hours ago, rico1304 said:

Me obviously.  

 

But maybe I did him a disservice.  There are a group of parents who are very vocal about skiing at half term and the south of France in the spring and Caribbean in the summer. Turns out, as my gran would say, they are “fur coat and no knickers’. 

 

But I’m still a cunt. 

 

23 minutes ago, Champ said:

Which is kind of reassuring as we spend our lives trying to work out how practically everyone round us seems to manage to lead lives we could only afford if one of us did and bank

 

I'm sure I've mentioned this on here before but it was always noticeable how many people you get on the garage with stuff like Range Rovers and Q7s etc. who constantly would be trying to get the price down on any work on them, even to the point that wanted remould or part worn tyres on them. 

 

60 or 70 grands worth of car but they have to run second hand tyres because they are too skint to afford tyres. Some serious level fur coat and no knickers territory, more interested in having something that makes them look flash than being able to actually stop or go around corners safely.

[Harry Squatter]

7 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

Is she fit ?? 

She's ok from the waist up. Bit of a big arse though.