The Local News Thread

[lifetime fan]

She’s spoke to the eldest. 
 

Her: Where are you? 
Owen: Daddy has taken us outside to watch the helicopters. 
Her: Get inside and put him on the phone now! 

[lifetime fan]

She must have a thing for thick ginger cunts. 

[Rushies tash]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Another cunt

 

 

 

 

Lots of outlets stating that it's not being treated as terror related, but you know that won't stop them.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Rushies tash said:

Lots of outlets stating that it's not being treated as terror related, but you know that won't stop them.

They will shout it's "an immigrant" until they reveal it's a white person and they'll ignore and just find something else to shout at. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Johnny Mercer is one of the local MPs, apparently. He's said that it's not terror related and that reports of the perpetrator being at large are not true. 

[Bruce Spanner]

[lifetime fan]

14 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Johnny Mercer is one of the local MPs, apparently. He's said that it's not terror related and that reports of the perpetrator being at large are not true. 

I wouldn’t believe a word that came out of that cunts mouth. 

[lifetime fan]

That doesn’t mean I’m saying it’s terror related. Far from it. 
 

Just he’s a compulsive lying cunt. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Turning into a nation of bigots? That ship has long sailed!

[lifetime fan]

Possibly 6 deaths. 
 

A mate of hers is a paramedic and has been called in. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Possibly 6 deaths. 
 

A mate of hers is a paramedic and has been called in. 

I've know a girl for years from there. She joined the police a year or so ago. She's not the type of girl you'd expect to be a copper. Probably thought it would be relatively easy down there. Hope she's not on duty although I expect they will have all been called in 

[Bjornebye]

49 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

That doesn’t mean I’m saying it’s terror related. Far from it. 
 

Just he’s a compulsive lying cunt. 

It's not even Mercers territory its Luke Pollards the fucking cunts. I bet Mercer is loving it 

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It's not even Mercers territory its Luke Pollards the fucking cunts. Wheeling Mercer out the tory shagging twats, I bet Mercer is loving it 

Mercer the ‘military’ MP who has no qualms robbing them on dodgy contracts. 
 

The fucking cunt. 

[lifetime fan]

Her dad is ex navy, a massive tory and funny handshake brigade. 
 

Even he hates Mercer. *
 

 

 

 

*Apart the above and being married to her cunt mum he’s a sound fella. His bit on the side is banging as well for a bloke in his 60’s. 

[Captain Turdseye]

My bird’s mate is also a paramedic down there, on shift tonight. Crazy. Yet more bastard Americanisms creeping into British life. 
 

That said, I’m only posting on this thread to respond to this from the previous page. 
 

On 23/07/2021 at 20:36, Stickman said:

Doesn't he know that with great power comes great responsibility 

 

 

Five people have been arrested after a violent incident in a London supermarket.

Police said they were called to Asda on Lavender Hill near Clapham Junction at 10.40pm on Thursday to reports of a group of people involved in a disturbance.

Video footage posted on social media shows a woman staff member being kicked in the throat and punched in the face by a man dressed in a Spider-Man costume.

Onlookers can be heard shouting at the attackers, with one woman calling out, "oh my God!".

Another clip shows a brawl in the warehouse area of the shop involving Asda employees and several people wearing costumes.

A person in a wheelchair is seen to be pulled back from the fight, and the man in the Spider-Man costume can be seen hitting people with what appears to be a single crutch.

 

https://www.itv.com/news/london/2021-07-23/five-arrested-after-asda-brawl-involving-man-in-spider-man-costume

 

 

For anybody that was a child in the 90’s, this is fucking superb. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My bird’s mate is also a paramedic down there, on shift tonight. Crazy. Yet more bastard Americanisms creeping into British life. 
 

That said, I’m only posting on this thread to respond to this from the previous page. 
 

 

 

For anybody that was a child in the 90’s, this is fucking superb. 
 

 

Hahaha the video is awful to watch but that’s funny when stone cold enters 

[Dr Nowt]

27 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My bird’s mate is also a paramedic down there, on shift tonight. Crazy. Yet more bastard Americanisms creeping into British life. 
 

That said, I’m only posting on this thread to respond to this from the previous page. 
 

 

 

For anybody that was a child in the 90’s, this is fucking superb. 
 

 

From the local paper’s report. 
 

Lots to unpack here, as they say.

 

[Mook]

Catchy headline here...

 

[Strontium]

Man finds rabbit in countryside, hold the front page

 

Man makes 'disturbing' find on Formby Beach walk - Liverpool Echo

[lifetime fan]

Some twat has gone into a petrol station in Bristol and stabbed someone. 
 

This is the local news link.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-58500077

 

This is the locals commentary! 
 

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

That fucking accent. 

[Anubis]

Dog's alright, that's the main part. Ha ha ha.

[lifetime fan]

34 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Dog's alright, that's the main part. Ha ha ha.

Had me in stitches that. 

[skend04]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/sep/20/man-arrested-after-four-found-dead-in-house-near-sheffield

 

It's national as well as local I guess but the murder of the 3 children in Killamarsh has just completely shocked me today. Then to see their grandparents being interviewed was a complete kicker. I'll just never know what can go through a person's mind to do this. One of the kids was there on a sleepover too. How many families have been torn apart by this one act?!

 

Just shocking and senseless.