The Local News Thread

[VladimirIlyich]

31 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Sorry, but if I was his daughter I'd start by taking that fucking computer off him.

He's looks like he doesn't enjoy using it anyhow.

[Bjornebye]

Dodgy place that Soham 

[Captain Turdseye]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Dodgy place that Soham 

 

Not too far from where I live. I’ve driven past there loads of times and never once have I seen a kid wearing a Man Utd shirt. Lessons have been learned. 

[Bjornebye]

Does anyone live in Longford? Get on this video, its arl arse but i can't stop laughing at it 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

Story in the Echo about a "family being forced to wait outside in the cold' by Burger King because there was no seats, so they had to go to Subway instead. 

 

I was waiting for the twist, but that was it.

[General Dryness]

19 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Story in the Echo about a "family being forced to wait outside in the cold' by Burger King because there was no seats, so they had to go to Subway instead. 

 

I was waiting for the twist, but that was it.

The kind of thing that brings down governments and starts revolutions that.

 

"Milady, the people cannot get whoppers"

"Then let them eat meatball subs"

[VladimirIlyich]

22 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Story in the Echo about a "family being forced to wait outside in the cold' by Burger King because there was no seats, so they had to go to Subway instead. 

 

I was waiting for the twist, but that was it.

They wanted the booby prize yet got the first prize.

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

They wanted the booby prize yet got the first prize.

Yep, BK certainly can't claim to have been endorsed by a paedo.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Yep, BK certainly can't claim to have been endorsed by a paedo.

I don't care who dips their fingers in somebody's batter just which is infinitely more edible and not likely to go through the digestive system quicker than a Porsche through a puddle.

[Section_31]

I prefer burger king to McDonald's.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 12/7/2018 at 5:59 PM, Section_31 said:

I prefer burger king to McDonald's.

Same here - but then, I prefer ringworm to McDonalds.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46513432

 

Some nobhead in Wellingborough went to a fancy dress party as a suicide bomber.  On his way home, he dropped his fake suicide belt in a bin in the town centre... which was later sealed off, while a bomb disposal team carried out a controlled explosion.

[Aventus]

[Anubis]

But when Megan tried to ‘politely’ explain...

 

I think I’ve spotted the flaw in your plan, Megan. I’d have gone with “Sit down and stop embarrassing yourself and our city, you thick cunt.”

[johnsusername]

Sad to see Dianne Oxberry pass away. She was very good on BBC NW and by all accounts a very nice person. Leaves behind a 5 and 7 year old, which is tragic. Poor kids. 

[Trumo]

The dog in that pic is clearly asking, "Iz it coz I iz blak?"

[Anubis]

14 hours ago, johnsusername said:

Sad to see Dianne Oxberry pass away. She was very good on BBC NW and by all accounts a very nice person. Leaves behind a 5 and 7 year old, which is tragic. Poor kids. 

 

We should reference her GF thread in tribute.

 

 

This news is a bit of a shock. Off to check Lara is ok...

[SammyAftershave]

[VladimirIlyich]

My local gym in Runcorn was closed for a while yesterday due to somebody being stabbed and the person responsible was apprehended and charged under Section 18,which is pretty serious as I understand it. The lad who committed the offence couldn't have been too sharp as he used a pair of scissors. Must have been a disgruntled hairdresser or a keen dressmaker.

[Bjornebye]

Some fella has smashed through the entrance to the Travelodge on Edge Lane 

 

 

 

 

[Fugitive]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Some fella has smashed through the entrance to the Travelodge on Edge Lane 

 

 

 

 

I was hoping the twat filming it was gonna end up under it. What a cunt.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I was hoping the twat filming it was gonna end up under it. What a cunt.

I know, his voice went right though me 

[Anubis]

When leaving a bad review on Trip Adviser isn’t enough....

[Anubis]

Sounds like they hadn’t paid his wages. 

[Captain Turdseye]

17 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Sounds like they hadn’t paid his wages. 

 

Yet he could afford a digger.