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The Local News Thread


AngryOfTuebrook
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1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

It comes to something when Babs Nutcher can't even have her lunch in the park without someone getting naked, dancing and wanking.

 

https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/naked-man-reportedly-masturbated-riverside-2020930

 

 

 

People go to the zoo and all point and giggle at the chimpanzees wanking themselves off, and it's all a bit of banter. 

 

But when I do it police get phoned and I get called a sex offender. 

 

Fucking hypocrites. 

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Wasn't sure where to place this. Having spent quite a bit of time in Thailand over the past 25 years or so I can say with some assurance that 'Scouser Lee' is going to be a bit disappointed when he looks back on this while serving a lengthy sentence in a hell hole of a prison:

 

https://www.bangkokpost.com/news/general/1560982/graffiti-duo-face-stiff-punishment

 

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Two tourists charged with vandalism for spray-painting graffiti on the wall at the historic Tha Phae Gate in Chiang Mai face up to 10 years in prison if found guilty, police say.

Briton Furlong Lee and Canadian Brittney Schneider, both 23, were arrested at a guesthouse in Chiang Mai on Thursday and are being held at the provincial court, police said.

Closed-circuit video showed the pair spray-painting the red brick wall near the Tha Phae Gate, the main entrance to the city's old town.

"They admitted to the crime," Pol Maj Anon Cherdchutrakulthong told Reuters. "When people visit somewhere they should know not to [leave] graffiti."

Reuters was unable to reach Ms Schneider or Mr Lee for comment.

Pol Maj Anon said the pair did not yet have a lawyer, adding that they showed signs of having been intoxicated when arrested.

Video obtained by Reuters showed the words "Scouser Lee B" painted on the wall in an apparent reference to the English city of Liverpool. Police did not confirm Mr Lee's hometown.

The pair face up to 10 years in jail, a fine of up to 1 million baht or both, if found guilty, police said.

 

The Thai's won't be too appreciative of defacing their cultural heritage. The fuckin prick.

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On 10/9/2018 at 9:05 AM, Arthur Friedenreich said:

Any of the kiwi’s suddenly gone quiet?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pervert-farrier-50-jailed-after-13382513.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

Pervert filmed himself having sex with a cow and forcing miniature horse to penetrate him

It's the kind of thing that doesn't even make the news in Oz.

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A bloke walks into a remote bar in New Zealand and orders a beer. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Aussie hiker.


The barman asks, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"


The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."


The barman asks, "What do you do in Canada?"


The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."


The barman says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi bro?"


"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."


The bartender grins and yells, "He's okay boys. He's one of us."

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OK it's not local news as such but got to admit I pissed myself at this. Why are people so fucking thick

 

Man, 75, conned out of £20,000 by fake African girlfriend posing as US porn star

The con artist used images of adult model Briana to trick divorced Simon Frost out of so much money that he considered suicide

 

But the woman in the pictures was really US porn star Briana Lee, 28, whose photo has been lifted repeatedly by cheats for this very purpose.

Grandad Simon turned to internet dating after his wife of 10 years left him.

He joined a website called Real Sex Contacts in February 2017 and two months later was introduced to Eva, supposedly a hospital worker from Ghanaian capital Accra.

She sent a picture, Simon fell in love and he was persuaded to part with more than £19,000.

 

In an exchange of messages she even teased out information about his bank cards.

But when the time came for them to meet in the UK in August this year, Eva didn’t show up and he has not heard from her since.

Simon, from Soham, Cambs, said he was speaking out to stop others falling for the same scam.

He said: “I genuinely believed the relationship was real. I don’t understand why anyone would treat me like that. I had good intentions and was looking for a genuine relationship.

“It has put me off trying anything like this ever again.

“I would rather be lonely than go through all of this trauma.”

Simon said he and Eva had called each other “babe” and “husband” and talked of buying a house for a new life together. But she was spinning a web of lies to get him to part with his dosh.

 

 

She said she needed cash to get court documents so that she could access her father’s £5million inheritance which included a stash of gold.

Simon sent £6,000 savings, £3,000 on credit cards and two £5,000 advances from guarantor loan company Amigo.

He also paid £1,600 for Eva’s flight to the UK in August this year – when he expected her to repay him.

But Eva failed to turn up and when he was unable to contact her it became clear he had been scammed.

Simon said: “I was sold a complete sob story and was completely used.

“I believed everything she said. I thought I’d be able to clear my debts and we’d be able to enjoy the money and buy a house together.

“But she clearly had no intention of coming here. I was lonely, and I still am, and I was looking for company. Eva seemed genuine. But I was ­obviously an easy target.”

The loans come with a huge 49 per cent interest rate and Simon now needs to pay £595 a month for two years to clear his debts.

His bank account is locked following suspicions over his transfers to Ghana – so his daughter is having to pay his bills. Diabetic Simon was so stressed that he contemplated suicide.

He has reported the scam to police and Action Fraud.

According to AF there were 3,557 reports of romance fraud last year as con artists pocketed £41million – an average of £11,500 from each victim.

 

 

 

Yes you the 75 year old was looking for love on Real Sex Contacts and thought a young 20 something  white nurse from Ghana was interested in you 

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