Bruce Lee found alive and well in Liverpool.

[Anubis]

A mans strength can be measured by his appetites. Indeed a mans strength 'flows' from his appetites

 

Can't beleive this most approprite gem of a quote went unrewarded.

[General Dryness]

Can't beleive this most approprite gem of a quote went unrewarded.

 

Its good, but maybe too clever for its own good.

 

24 hours later I'm still laughing at this simple gem.

 

Jackie Scran

[Bjornebye]

Jackie Scran had me in tears this morning

[magicrat]

Black-belt in takeawaywondo

[Baltar]

Bullshit, Mr Ham man.

[VladimirIlyich]

Woo's Fatty Clan?

[stringvest]

Black Braces 3rd Dan.

[Bjornebye]

What was that? An exhibition? I said smoked bacon, not unsmoked. try again.

[aws]

He's been concentrating on the chocolate fingers.

[magicrat]

Ah fuck it he is just disgustingly obese with the life expectancy of a moth

[VladimirIlyich]

'He's just a big softie really' said his wife Donna Kebab.

[Bjornebye]

"Listen love, Mistakes are forgivable as long as one is prepared to own up to one's mistake. Now where is the fucking cheesecake"

[Bobby Hundreds]

When rik wallah was on celebrity fat club or whatever the fuck it was called, he went into the machine that scans the body and tells you your fat ratios, muscle and bone density all that shit and genuinely his body had the same fat content as a pork scratching. Can't remember where I heard that but it's definitely true, deffo. That ginger fu munchu must be the same.

[Boss]

When rik wallah was on celebrity fat club or whatever the fuck it was called, he went into the machine that scans the body and tells you your fat ratios, muscle and bone density all that shit and genuinely his body had the same fat content as a pork scratching. Can't remember where I heard that but it's definitely true, deffo. That ginger fu munchu must be the same.

 

I heard it was a pork pie, but it's become an urban legend at this point.

 

*edit - i've just researched it now and your right it's a pork scratching....65% body fat*

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

65%. Fuck. Ing. Hell.

[Elite]

On my phone so can't post pictures but he's a ringer for Fat Bastard out of Austin Powers.

[Rocky Sullivan]

It was Gervais. 

 

[razor]

Enter the (Golden) Dragon

 

 

[Trumo]

Tae Kwon Do-nuts.

[General Dryness]

Bumped for Jackie Scran.

[Arl arse]

Bumped for Jackie Scran.

Brilliant

[Mook]

I'm watching Enter the Dragon.

 

There is no need for how brilliant it is.

 

[Mook]

.

[Section_31]

One of the lines I'm most proud of was when my mate was going the chippy and I asked him to 'get me a shop suey roll that's so big that Bruce Lee has had nightmares about it trying to kill his kids'

[easytoslip]

I'm watching Enter the Dragon.

 

There is no need for how brilliant it is.Lost track of how many times we bunked into Bootle Odeon to see that, over 20.