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Dry January


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Woman sat behind me in work has given up smoking for the new year. not had one since she went to bed new years eve she says. To be fair the noises when she coughs are disgusting which I believe is normal for people giving up the death-sticks.

 

The problem is she will not stop fucking moaning about it. She looks like shit and every person who walks past her she stops and moans too. She cornered me this morning to tell me how she had been up all night coughing and I listened to her go on for 2 minutes then went "I'm a social smoker, I can take em or leave em"

 

I hope she gives in and gets back to smoking quick.

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I still smoke when I'm drinking, can't go a couple of pints without a snout.

 

I don't really have any mates who do it anymore though & going outside for a fag is cold & lonely & not the laugh it used to be. I tried to give up after I got married but couldn't do it.

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I still smoke when I'm drinking, can't go a couple of pints without a snout.

 

I don't really have any mates who do it anymore though & going outside for a fag is cold & lonely & not the laugh it used to be. I tried to give up after I got married but couldn't do it.

 

Same, but I drink once every couple of months so I don't see it as an issue. I'd still like to be able to have a few and not smoke though.

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Woman sat behind me in work has given up smoking for the new year. not had one since she went to bed new years eve she says. To be fair the noises when she coughs are disgusting which I believe is normal for people giving up the death-sticks.

 

The problem is she will not stop fucking moaning about it. She looks like shit and every person who walks past her she stops and moans too. She cornered me this morning to tell me how she had been up all night coughing and I listened to her go on for 2 minutes then went "I'm a social smoker, I can take em or leave em"

 

I hope she gives in and gets back to smoking quick.

 

 

Mate of mine has given up smoking for the New Year and has gone completely fucking mad.

 

I still smoke when I'm drinking, can't go a couple of pints without a snout.

 

I don't really have any mates who do it anymore though & going outside for a fag is cold & lonely & not the laugh it used to be. I tried to give up after I got married but couldn't do it.

 

Opposite for me, Pretty much all of my mates that go to the pub smoke.

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Same, but I drink once every couple of months so I don't see it as an issue. I'd still like to be able to have a few and not smoke though.

 

I drink usually 4 times a week & smoke probably about 25 snouts in the same time.

 

I'd love to be able to quit but my will power is fucking pathetic when I've had a bevvy.

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Bjornebye, on 06 Jan 2015 - 1:54 PM, said:

 

Woman sat behind me in work has given up smoking for the new year. not had one since she went to bed new years eve she says. To be fair the noises when she coughs are disgusting which I believe is normal for people giving up the death-sticks.

 

The problem is she will not stop fucking moaning about it. She looks like shit and every person who walks past her she stops and moans too. She cornered me this morning to tell me how she had been up all night coughing and I listened to her go on for 2 minutes then went "I'm a social smoker, I can take em or leave em"

 

I hope she gives in and gets back to smoking quick.

Have you smashed her yet?

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I know. Queue for the water cooler, flushing out systems and detoxing according to some.

It's always the usual suspects.

Bumped into my daft neighbour in Tesco this afternoon

 

Her: Oh, are you into juicing too? It's supposed to be really good for you. I'm doing it for January.

 

Me: No, I'm just here for veg for tonight's tea. I'm not into stuff I know I'll never keep up

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