Little Things That Brighten Your Day

[Chocoholic]

 

 

What an incredible teacher. 

[Harry's Lad]

2 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

 

 

What an incredible teacher. 

Fantastic.

My daughter is a teacher at a special needs school and works with children with all types of disabilities. She comes home from work shattered but she says it's the best and most rewarding teaching post she's ever had because she knows she's making a difference.

Proud as fuck I am.

 

[Captain Willard]

Saw this chap in a urinal in a Chinese restaurant in the city. It’s a mannequin but fuck me, it’s lifelike. Very unsettling when you first encounter him (it). 

[Bjornebye]

The Blast Samurai 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Saw this chap in a urinal in a Chinese restaurant in the city. It’s a mannequin but fuck me, it’s lifelike. Very unsettling when you first encounter him (it). 

The Piss Pot Kata.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Saw this chap in a urinal in a Chinese restaurant in the city. It’s a mannequin but fuck me, it’s lifelike. Very unsettling when you first encounter him (it). 

Was he like Action Man down below? 

 

Don't tell me you didn't look.

[Captain Willard]

7 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Was he like Action Man down below? 

 

Don't tell me you didn't look.

He’s a Nullo. Google it. You won’t thank me. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Such a feel good story.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 05/02/2022 at 17:08, Chocoholic said:

 

 

What an incredible teacher. 

Lovely to see. You dont see enough of these kind deeds reported. They do happen.

[TD_LFC]

 

[Remmie]

14 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

 

What a little adorable rich kid little shit! 

 

Harsh I know, getting grumpy in my middle age. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Woke up with a shitty hangover yesterday and remembered I'd agreed to go rowing.

 

Much soul searching later I ended up rowing down the River Nile for a couple of hours and watching the world slowly go by, great for the soul.

 

Didn't clear the hangover though...

[sir roger]

Sefton Park boating lake isn't as instagrammable as the Nile, but has more outlets nearby to get a decent English Breakfast for the hangover.

[grazywalker]

When the bus driver sticks his thumb out of the window to thank you for letting them out.

[easytoslip]

I was round at me Mums this afternoon, she's 84 and dementia getting worse by the day, and we were looking at old photos from years ago, some were from her days at the Allinsons Theatre Club Litherland and it was lovely to see her face light up when looking at some with Bill Fredericks from the Drifters and Frankie Laine amongst others having drinks after the show, i think a lot of the older girls swooned on Frankie Laine when he was on. 

It made my day. 

[Chocoholic]

Baby animals are always great to watch

[Chairman Meow]

On 29/01/2022 at 20:20, Mook said:

Watching one of the cats drinking from their bowl of water.

 

I'm not sure why but it fills me with joy, the ridiculous way they poke their tongue in and out of the water.

 

I've always liked that too.

 

Our current cats always seem to misjudge and end up snorting some water at their first attempt.

 

Our old one had it sussed, used to tilt his head to one side and then adjust once he'd found the water level.

 

I miss the old one, he was a total psycho but absolutely mint. His ashes are in the front room as I couldn't bring myself to actually scatter them. 

 

Also really like the way they lick their front paw so they can wash their faces. 

[Mook]

9 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

 

I've always liked that too.

 

Our current cats always seem to misjudge and end up snorting some water at their first attempt.

 

Our old one had it sussed, used to tilt his head to one side and then adjust once he'd found the water level.

 

I miss the old one, he was a total psycho but absolutely mint. His ashes are in the front room as I couldn't bring myself to actually scatter them. 

 

Also really like the way they lick their front paw so they can wash their faces. 

One day we were talking about how our old cat, Art didn't really act like a cat at all & almost instantaneously he started doing that. It was as if he'd heard us and thought, 'Quick, act like a cat.'.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Oh Buoy]

Didn't even know these were a thing until yesterday and ordered one on Amazon. I've been having microwave toasties all day. Cook for 2 minutes, flip over, cook for 2 minutes. Crispy hot toastie and it pops straight into the dishwasher. 

 

These are going to change my life at work. 

 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Bot said:

Didn't even know these were a thing until yesterday and ordered one on Amazon. I've been having microwave toasties all day. Cook for 2 minutes, flip over, cook for 2 minutes. Crispy hot toastie and it pops straight into the dishwasher. 

 

These are going to change my life at work. 

 

Does she mind? 

[Oh Buoy]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Does she mind? 

 

Only if we share the toastie. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Bot said:

 

Only if we share the toastie. 

Fuck that 

[Elite]

Having a bit of fun with those spam callers like life insurance, etc.

 

Had one today asking about debts, so I spent a few minutes regaling a tale of how I owe money to Tony Soprano and how I'm scared that he's going to send Furio around to break my legs, so could he please speak to him on my behalf.

 

The poor cunt was stuttering like fuck and obviously thought I was mental.

[Creator Supreme]

28 minutes ago, Elite said:

Having a bit of fun with those spam callers like life insurance, etc.

 

Had one today asking about debts, so I spent a few minutes regaling a tale of how I owe money to Tony Soprano and how I'm scared that he's going to send Furio around to break my legs, so could he please speak to him on my behalf.

 

The poor cunt was stuttering like fuck and obviously thought I was mental.

Fucking hell, they must think they've called Fonejacker when they get through to you.