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Little Things That Brighten Your Day

AngryOfTuebrook

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Aventus Grand Master

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Finding two Kronenburg in the fridge after scoring a worldie left foot volley in off the underside of the bar at 5 a side last night.

 

Then a blow job this morning before taking the dog out for a nice long walk.

I've been trying for months to get my dog to give me a blowjob but she's not having any of it.

I've tried peanut butter, cream, chicken grease but nothing seems to work, I think she might be a lesbian.

 

 

What do you use to entice your pooch to give you a gobble?

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Done it again with with the dog reference. Perhaps if I posted a picture of my wife you'd understand...

 

I'm not going to post a picture of my wife which I know from years lurking is the obligatory response from the GF crowd.

 

Found her: 

 

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Finding two Kronenburg in the fridge after scoring a worldie left foot volley in off the underside of the bar at 5 a side last night.

 

Then a blow job this morning before taking the dog out for a nice long walk.

I'd watch those canines the next time your dog gives you a blow job.

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Was getting the car washed yesterday and had 30 minutes to kill so I went into the McDonald's next door and had a coffee.

 

They had a kid in doing work experience who has Down Syndrome. I got chatting to her whilst I was waiting and was made up to hear how excited she was to have a job and how it made her feel welcomed and normal.

 

I spoke to the store manager and told her how much it made my day.

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Was getting the car washed yesterday and had 30 minutes to kill so I went into the McDonald's next door and had a coffee.

 

They had a kid in doing work experience who has Down Syndrome. I got chatting to her whilst I was waiting and was made up to hear how excited she was to have a job and how it made her feel welcomed and normal.

 

I spoke to the store manager and told her how much it made my day.

 

I used to work in a charity shop where we had a girls with Down's volunteering on the till. She was so pleased to be doing so, and at closing time I used to teach her how to do the cashing up. Her maths wasn't great, but she was always eager to persevere and learn, which picked me up at the end of the day.

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I was in the gym this morning and there was no music on the stereo which was a bit weird so I quickly plugged in my phone and pressed play. Rule is you cannot turn someone else’s stuff off, regardless.

Normally it’s thrash metal about eating children and bumming Satan when the young crowd are in so it was delightful to see the faces on everyone for 45 mins or so working out to my 70’s best of Disco playlist. Donna Summer I feel love, Stayin Alive, Fresh Kool and the Gang and many more. Finished in triumphant style on full pelt like a 1970’s New York gay club Born to be Alive by Patrick Hernandez.

 

You could see the feet tapping. They would never admit it as Megadeath was quickly put on.

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