The shitness of modern football

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mark Clattenburg trying to get a move to the Chinese League.......

 

Fucking hell

He's the Best Referee in the World, apparently.

 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/12/28/mark-clattenburg-named-best-referee-world/

 

Somebody has been fucking about here.  Clearly, someone who (rightly) finds the concept of this award repugnant has sabotaged the voting, so the trophy goes to a man who is too incompetent to be biased.  I always think of him as a dodgy pitch at a lower league ground: he's the great leveller and absolutely anything could happen when he takes charge of a game.

[VladimirIlyich]

He's the Best Referee in the World, apparently.

 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/12/28/mark-clattenburg-named-best-referee-world/

 

Somebody has been fucking about here. Clearly, someone who (rightly) finds the concept of this award repugnant has sabotaged the voting, so the trophy goes to a man who is too incompetent to be biased. I always think of him as a dodgy pitch at a lower league ground: he's the great leveller and absolutely anything could happen when he takes charge of a game.

I think Michael Oliver is the best referee in the PL but I reckon the actual candidates for best ref in the world will be largely non English.

[Kevin D]

Clattenburg can go this summer.

[mouse1989]

Clattenburg can go this summer.

I'd rather he rot in the reserves

[Jairzinho]

If Michael Oliver wishes to reach the heights of Mark Clattenburg he better hurry up and sort out a fake tan, some botox, and rethatch his head.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I just want to see the ball skim of his head and remove his hairpiece just once. Please.

[General Dryness]

He's the Best Referee in the World, apparently.

 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/12/28/mark-clattenburg-named-best-referee-world/

 

Somebody has been fucking about here. Clearly, someone who (rightly) finds the concept of this award repugnant has sabotaged the voting, so the trophy goes to a man who is too incompetent to be biased. I always think of him as a dodgy pitch at a lower league ground: he's the great leveller and absolutely anything could happen when he takes charge of a game.

They should jusy give that award to Collina even though he's retired, and then when he dies award it to him posthumously.

 

He was good enough to deserve it. The hills have eyes looking fucker.

[VladimirIlyich]

They should jusy give that award to Collina even though he's retired, and then when he dies award it to him posthumously.

 

He was good enough to deserve it. The hills have eyes looking fucker.

Nosferatu The Football Slayer.

[LFC 6 Times]

The new Anfield camera angle is wrecking my head.

[Kloppite]

The new Anfield camera angle is wrecking my head.

Can't notice any difference.

[LFC 6 Times]

Can't notice any difference.

It's from the top of the new main stand , its way too high up haven't got used to it yet.

[Furmedge]

The World Cup being expanded to 48 teams.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I just want to see the ball skim of his head and remove his hairpiece just once. Please.

Highly unlikely as he uses Mrs McCready's patented toupee tape. Stronger than Geoff Capes and as flexible as Olga Korbut. Just £0.99 1/2 at Woolworths.

[Redder Lurtz]

Dipshit football pundits who pronounce Moreno "Mourinho"

[Paulie Dangerously]

There's a clip doing the rounds on Twitter of the old standing Kop in 94 singing "We love you Liverpool, we do"

 

It's great.  Loud, passionate and clear.  Fellas stood with their mates, there every week, paying on the turnstile, no jester hats, no hot dogs or pop corn, no club shop bags, no-one filming the singing on their phone, no-one waving frantically at the camera trying to get their 2 seconds of fame on sky.

 

Fuck off modern football, just fuck off. 

[Stickman]

The World Cup being expanded to 48 teams.

To be fair it costs a lot of money to feed the FIFA family.

[Tony Moanero]

Football fans obsessing over transfer fees and wages.

[Bjornebye]

I fucking love the world cup but they are going to ruin it. Wankers fucking leave shit alone and stop hosting it in hostile places while your at it. Greedy corrupt fuck heads.

[Guest]

The only thing that's currently wrong with the FIFA World Cup is FIFA.

 

Quite a major problem that the only thing wrong with it is the whole thing.

[Redder Lurtz]

The wix.com TV ad. Fucking hell.

[magicrat]

The only thing that's currently wrong with the FIFA World Cup is FIFA.

 

Quite a major problem that the only thing wrong with it is the whole thing.

 

Quite how a self serving organisation based in Switzerland managed to grab control of the worlds most widely played and followed sport escapes me, How difficult would it be to organise a World Cup  every 4 years without it turning into a shitfest of bribes, corruption and nepotism ?  Personally I would start with a reformed EUFA in conjunction with the South American association and organise a competition with all the main footballing nations, If , at the risk of sounding disparaging , any of the Mickey Mouse footballing countries wanted to join the party they could subject to them not expecting to wag the tail of the dog or get squillions in kick backs, No countries with repressive regimes and no massive disruptions to the domestic European season,  The whole thing to based in the EU and subject to proper scrutiny and taxes.  Oh and no way is it played in fucking Quatar.   

[Tony Moanero]

Liverpool don't win trophies on a regular basis.

[Kloppite]

Liverpool don't win trophies on a regular basis.

Watching this shite.

[VladimirIlyich]

Quite how a self serving organisation based in Switzerland managed to grab control of the worlds most widely played and followed sport escapes me, How difficult would it be to organise a World Cup  every 4 years without it turning into a shitfest of bribes, corruption and nepotism ?  Personally I would start with a reformed EUFA in conjunction with the South American association and organise a competition with all the main footballing nations, If , at the risk of sounding disparaging , any of the Mickey Mouse footballing countries wanted to join the party they could subject to them not expecting to wag the tail of the dog or get squillions in kick backs, No countries with repressive regimes and no massive disruptions to the domestic European season,  The whole thing to based in the EU and subject to proper scrutiny and taxes.  Oh and no way is it played in fucking Quatar.   

So no England then?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

So no England then?

But maybe Scotland.