The shitness of modern football

[El Dangerous]

Don't worry it's not a typo. Means freeloader, hanger on. I think it was the NME where I first remember seeing it. Are the NME still going?

People who annoy you?

 

_igger's.

[VladimirIlyich]

People who annoy you?

 

_igger's.

Jiggers?

All that dancing,up in yer face. It really grinds my gears.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Playing it the Champions League this week

FK Ventspils

Vardar

Lincoln Red Imps

Milsami Orhei

Hibernians FC (I know it's not the Edinburgh mob)

FC Pyunik

Skenderbeu Korce

The New Saints

Videoton

AS Trencín

FK Qarabag

Rudar Pljevlja

Stjarnan

Fola Esch

Who's ever heard of them or got any idea where the fuck they are?

And we're pissed off not to be playing in such exalted company.

[razor]

To save everyone's time they should take the best players from each team and have one winner-takes-all play off from the two newly-formed teams: Minor Characters from Star Wars versus Marvel Cast Offs.

 

Marvel Cast Offs XI

Qarabag

Vardar

Stjarnan

Videoton

Pyunik

 

Minor Characters from Star Wars Series XI

FK Ventspils

Milsami Orhei

Skenderbeu Korce

AS Trencín

Rudar Pljevlja

Fola Esch

[Original202]

Playing it the Champions League

...

Who's ever heard of them or got any idea where the fuck they are?

And we're pissed off not to be playing in such exalted company.

And why is that bad? It's not just about Barcelona, Madrid and Munich.

 

The teams you quote actually won their leagues rather than finishing 4th. Yet they still have to jump through a load of hoops just to get a sniff at the group stage meanwhile the big Spanish, Italian and English teams cruise through despite not winning anything.

 

The big clubs get bigger and suck all the life out of the leagues in Hungary, Serbia, Latvia etc. Nobody gives a fuck about anything outside the glamour clubs these days. That's what's shit.

[Bob]

And why is that bad? It's not just about Barcelona, Madrid and Munich.

 

The teams you quote actually won their leagues rather than finishing 4th. Yet they still have to jump through a load of hoops just to get a sniff at the group stage meanwhile the big Spanish, Italian and English teams cruise through despite not winning anything.

 

The big clubs get bigger and suck all the life out of the leagues in Hungary, Serbia, Latvia etc. Nobody gives a fuck about anything outside the glamour clubs these days. That's what's shit.

One enormous wheelbarrow of truth, that.

[Tony Moanero]

Original202 knows.

[Mendoza]

Getting into trouble for hitting a steward with an inflatable shark

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/grimsby-town-fan-spared-jail-6061005

[Redder Lurtz]

Getting into trouble for hitting a steward with an inflatable shark

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/grimsby-town-fan-spared-jail-6061005

 

It's not even a shark; it's Harry Haddock, their inflatable mascot.

[an tha]

Uefa could help these smaller leagues by re-jigging the qualification process but they won't, because they only care about the big clubs and the big leagues and the money and TV

[Evelyn Tentions]

Should be one club per country, straight into knockout rounds. The rest of them into the Europa league, knockout only.

It's not, because it's not enough for the rapacious TV shitehawks and their lackeys in Uefa, the national leagues and the suits running the clubs. And glory hunting fans who think fourth place and the possibility of a match up between them and the winners of the Videoton - New Saints match is an accomplishment rather than just a money spinner

[setreal]

What the Sterling Saga has shown above all is that football needs salary caps introduced yesterday.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Our Transfer committee still have Jobs. Fucking clown college. Only clown college rewards such fucking buffoonery and complete shittiness. Id rather the clown firebrigade tackled a fire at Alder Hey hospital with buckets of flammable glitter than of given these shower of shit useless cunts another crack at it.  

 

Every fucking signing this year better be a success.

[chris71]

Fucking arseholes. That means the first two fixtures are at 1am on my Monday morning and 5am on my Tuesday morning. Fucking kiddy-fiddling arsebandit twats.

 

I have to start work at 5am that day, finish early about 12 ish grab a 3pm flight to Liverpool drink the shit out of it till the game, drink the shit out of it again till a taxi picks us up about 5am to go to Manchester, for the 8.30am flight home. Should get in the door about 10.30 am and crash into bed awaiting the massive following hangover. 

  Fucking Sky Monday night wankers.*

 

*Can't wait though.

[ben48]

Just read that Jonjo Shelvey has advertised for a chef to look after him and his family,£65 grand a year.What next gardener, gamekeeper,couple of maids,football is fucked.

[Creator Supreme]

Kill me!

[Guest Super Sub]

If I as on his money I would also pay someone to cook my food at least some days of the week.

[Jairzinho]

You can do that by going to a restaurant.

[Guest Super Sub]

You can do that by going to a restaurant.

Or eating donner kebabs all the time.

[Bjornebye]

And why is that bad? It's not just about Barcelona, Madrid and Munich.

 

The teams you quote actually won their leagues rather than finishing 4th. Yet they still have to jump through a load of hoops just to get a sniff at the group stage meanwhile the big Spanish, Italian and English teams cruise through despite not winning anything.

 

The big clubs get bigger and suck all the life out of the leagues in Hungary, Serbia, Latvia etc. Nobody gives a fuck about anything outside the glamour clubs these days. That's what's shit.

 

 

[magicrat]

Just read that Jonjo Shelvey has advertised for a chef to look after him and his family,£65 grand a year.What next 

 

Hairdresser ?

[ben48]

Hairdresser ?

Nice one mate.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Or eating donner kebabs all the time.

Or the Charlie Adam diet. Pies

[SammyAftershave]

I thought the shithouse cuntery of Sterling and his litany of unconvincing excuses to legitimise his shitting all over the people who have developed him would rule supreme. It was difficult to imagine someone out-cunting him. And it lasted not but a week. This Delph flip-flopping, hypocrite, money-grabbing shithouse appears to have surpassed him within a matter of days.

[SammyAftershave]

The cunt!